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  • Scientists discover ‘the ideal hangover cure’ which could be useful this morning

    Scientists discover ‘the ideal hangover cure’ which could be useful this morning

    Hangover season is finally here For millenia, man has dreamed about waking up hangover free. If one could enjoy all the positives of alcohol (of course there’s a lot of negatives too) without waking up dry mouthed, foggy headed, heaving into the sink the next day, then what a miracle that would be. There’s countless […]

    2 months ago

  • Five people injured as man arrested in incident at hospital

    Five people injured as man arrested in incident at hospital

    BREAKING A man has been arrested after five people were injured during an incident at a hospital in Merseyside. Police were called to Newton Community Hospital in Newton-Le-Willows after a man became agitated after allegedly being refused his request for an appointment. A statement from Merseyside Police read: “We have arrested a 20-year-old man after […]

    2 months ago

  • The Premier League midweek live blog: Follow all of the action as Arsenal host Villa

    The Premier League midweek live blog: Follow all of the action as Arsenal host Villa

    It’s (still) the most wonderful time of the year – so that means midweek Prem footy We’re back full of festive cheer, bringing you six fixtures with the promise of a title-topping clash. At 19:30 GMT, eight sides all play at the same time, starting with Scott Parker’s relegation-threatened Clarets hosting Eddie Howe’s Newcastle United. […]

    2 months ago

  • State of emergency declared as storm grounds thousands of flights in New York

    State of emergency declared as storm grounds thousands of flights in New York

    Storm chaos strikes during one of the year’s busiest travel weekends More than 1,500 flights have been delayed or cancelled across the northeastern United States as a powerful storm hits during one of the year’s busiest travel weekends. On Saturday, approximately 4 inches of snow fell in New York City. Despite many roads being cleared […]

    2 months ago

  • Reason why so many Brits will be feeling ill today

    Reason why so many Brits will be feeling ill today

    Rise and shine, it’s Boxing Day Who can believe it? It’s already the day after Christmas and you’ll have to wait another 364 days to do it all again. You’ve gorged on turkey, stuffing, chocolates and alcohol with names you’ve never heard of and went to bed feeling very content with yourself after another fantastic […]

    3 months ago

  • NATO jets scrambled as Russian bombers fly close to British waters on Christmas Day

    NATO jets scrambled as Russian bombers fly close to British waters on Christmas Day

    BREAKING NATO jets were scrambled after Russian jets flew close to British waters on Christmas Day. The Mirror reports that Russian Tu-95MS nuclear bombers were deployed on a flight close over the Norwegian Sea, which lies northeast of Scotland. The strategic bombers were accompanied by Su-33 fighter jets. “Tu-95MS long-range bombers of the Russian Aerospace […]

    3 months ago

  • Zelenskyy says he wishes for Putin to ‘die’ in Christmas message

    Zelenskyy says he wishes for Putin to ‘die’ in Christmas message

    That’s one hell of a Christmas wish Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy has shared a Christmas message, and in it he revealed his country’s ‘dream’ for Putin to die. The war in Ukraine began nearly four years ago now, and Zelenskyy used his festive speech to share some choice words for the Russian leader. “‘May he […]

    3 months ago

  • Friends actor Pat Finn dies aged 60

    Friends actor Pat Finn dies aged 60

    Sad news Pat Finn has died aged 60 after a battle with cancer. The actor was best known for his role as Bill Norwood on ABC sitcom The Middle. He also appeared in Friends, where he played the role of Dr. Roger, who was with Monica. Finn also worked on shows such as Seinfeld, That 70s […]

    3 months ago

  • Lovehoney’s best-selling couples toys are up to 70% off in huge sale

    Lovehoney’s best-selling couples toys are up to 70% off in huge sale

    Goodbye January blues! This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. Lovehoney has launched a huge sale with up to 70% off its best-selling couple toys. As part of the brand’s latest sale you can bag some big discounts on a number of ranges including toys, lingerie, […]

    3 months ago

  • Unclassified FBI tip from Epstein files shows rape accusation against Donald Trump

    Unclassified FBI tip from Epstein files shows rape accusation against Donald Trump

    The US government has already warned of ‘untrue and sensationalist’ claims An unclassified FBI tip that has been released as part of the Epstein files has brought light to a rape accusation made against Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. The document, which is dated from 27/10/2020 and has a case ID number of SOD-NY-3027571, details […]

    3 months ago

  • Tyson Fury ‘quits the UK and moves family’ after Rachel Reeves’ budget

    Tyson Fury ‘quits the UK and moves family’ after Rachel Reeves’ budget

    The boxing champion has a net worth of £160m Tyson Fury has quit the UK after Rachel Reeves’ budget, it has been revealed. The two-time heavyweight world champion has quit mainland UK after the budget, in favour of a more tax-friendly part of the world. Fury has relocated his family to a six-bedroom £8m home […]

    3 months ago

  • Greta Thunberg has been arrested

    Greta Thunberg has been arrested

    BREAKING Greta Thunberg has been arrested at a protest supporting the Palestine Action hunger strikers. City of London Police said that a 22-year-old woman has been arrested for holding a placard in support of Palestine Action. Palestine Action was proscribed by the government earlier this year. In a video shared by the Prisoners for Palestine […]

    3 months ago

  • Family fear Palestine Action hunger striker will die in prison

    Family fear Palestine Action hunger striker will die in prison

    Teuta Hoxha is on day 43 without food The family of Palestine Action hunger striker Teuta Hoxha say they fear she will die in prison. Teuta, 29, has been on remand for 13 months, and she began her hunger strike 43 days ago. Speaking to Sky News, her family expressed their fears that she may […]

    3 months ago

  • Singer Chris Rea dies aged 74

    Singer Chris Rea dies aged 74

    Heartbreaking news Driving Home for Christmas singer Chris Rea has died aged 74, a spokesperson for his family has said. Born in Middlesborough, Rea found success in the seventies and eighties, with hits such as Fool (If You Think It’s Over), Let’s Dance and The Road To Hell. However, he is best known for his Christmas hit, […]

    3 months ago

  • Nearly a quarter of Gen Z say they might spend Christmas Day completely alone this year

    Nearly a quarter of Gen Z say they might spend Christmas Day completely alone this year

    Christmas is a time for avoiding socialisation, according to younger generations First there was Quiet Quitting, now there is Quiet Christmas, as more than half of adults will choose to avoid crowds and social occasions this holiday season. After the rise in popularity of ‘Quiet Quitting’ at work and the ‘Quiet Breakup’ of leaving a […]

    3 months ago

  • Andrew pictured lying on laps at Sandringham in new Epstein file release

    Andrew pictured lying on laps at Sandringham in new Epstein file release

    Numerous famous faces were pictured in the latest release The US Justice Department has released thousands of images and documents in the first release of the Epstein files. It comes after US Congress voted to release the files, and gave the Justice Department a deadline of yesterday, December 19, for their release. However, the DOJ […]

    3 months ago

  • MasterChef star Matthew Gagnon dies ‘unexpectedly’ aged 42

    MasterChef star Matthew Gagnon dies ‘unexpectedly’ aged 42

    He appeared on MasterChef: Legends in 2021 MasterChef contestant Matthew Gagnon has died aged 42. Gagnon appeared on the eleventh series of American MasterChef, known as MasterChef: Legends, in 2021, where he cooked for judges Aarón Sánchez, Joe Bastianich and Gordon Ramsay. He was eliminated in the sixth episode of the series. Gagnon worked in […]

    3 months ago

  • Best betting offers for Jake Paul v Anthony Joshua – all in one place

    Best betting offers for Jake Paul v Anthony Joshua – all in one place

    The box-office fight is loaded for Saturday morning. Capping off a major year in boxing is a major fight anticipated by not many before surfacing – Jake Paul v Anthony Joshua. Since his venture into boxing, the YouTube sensation Paul has compiled an impressive victory record of 12-1, maintaining a huge deal with Netflix in […]

    3 months ago

  • Palestine Action hunger strikers are ‘dying’ in prison, doctor says

    Palestine Action hunger strikers are ‘dying’ in prison, doctor says

    He warned that the activists are at ‘imminent risk of death’ A doctor has warned that the eight Palestine Action activists on hunger strike while in prison awaiting trial are dying. Speaking to ITV, Dr James Smith said: “The hunger strikers are at imminent risk of irreversible damage to their bodies, and of death. “It […]

    3 months ago

  • Riley Keough is John Travolta’s youngest son’s biological mother, according to new lawsuit

    Riley Keough is John Travolta’s youngest son’s biological mother, according to new lawsuit

    Keough allegedly received between $10,000 and $20,000 as part of the deal A new lawsuit has revealed that Priscilla Presley’s former business partner alleged Riley Keough is the biological mother of John Travolta’s youngest son, Ben. Brigitte Kruse has alleged that Travolta and his late wife, Kelly Preston, used Keough’s eggs to conceive their son, […]

    3 months ago

  • Waterloo Road star William Rush has died aged 31

    Waterloo Road star William Rush has died aged 31

    Awful news Waterloo Road star William Rush has died aged 31, his mum Coronation Street actress Debbie Rush has announced. In a post shared on Instagram, she paid tribute to her late son. “Our beautiful baby boy, William, passed away on 17th December. As a family, our hearts are completely broken, and there are no […]

    3 months ago

  • Man boards plane at Heathrow without ticket, boarding pass or passport

    Man boards plane at Heathrow without ticket, boarding pass or passport

    It’s been described as a ‘significant lapse in security’ A man managed to board a plane at Heathrow Airport without having a ticket, boarding pass, or passport in a major breach of security. The unnamed traveller managed to make his way onto the 7.20am British Airways flight from London Heathrow to Oslo on Saturday. He […]

    3 months ago

  • Teachers to be trained to see early signs of misogyny in boys

    Teachers to be trained to see early signs of misogyny in boys

    It’s part of a new strategy to tackle violence against women and girls Teachers in England are due to be trained to see the early signs of misogyny in boys as part of move to tackle violence against women and girls (VAWG). Keir Starmer says “too often toxic ideas are taking hold early and going […]

    3 months ago

  • Sun drenched island where beers cost £2 tops new ‘Winter Sun Index’

    Sun drenched island where beers cost £2 tops new ‘Winter Sun Index’

    White sandy beaches and turquoise seas are a £93.49 flight away An Atlantic island known for being like the Caribbean without the jetlag with white sandy beaches, subtropical climes, and a one-hour time difference with the UK has outshined the Canaries as the top destination for Brits looking to beat the winter blues.   Sal, Cape Verde’s most tourist-ready island, boasts perpetual sun and reliable hot temperatures all year round, averaging 24-25C in the winter months of January to March in contrast tothe UK’s meagre highs of 6-8C. After topping up on sun for the total 10 hours on offer every day, travellers […]

    3 months ago

  • Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua: Follow all the action!

    Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua: Follow all the action!

    The biggest fight of the year takes place on Saturday morning. Follow all the action here! Get 40/1 on Anthony Joshua to beat Jake Paul – 18+ Be Gamble Aware The most anticipated boxing match-up of the year commences this Saturday, as former heavyweight world champion Anthony Joshua meets in the ring with YouTuber-turned fighter […]

    3 months ago

  • Game of Thrones actress Hannah Murray sectioned after being ‘lured into cult’

    Game of Thrones actress Hannah Murray sectioned after being ‘lured into cult’

    “This is the story of the blurred line between what is real, and what is an illusion.” Game of Thrones actress Hannah Murray was sectioned after being recruited to a wellness cult. Murray, from Bristol, who played Gilly in the hit HBO fantasy series, is releasing her memoir next year in which she shares more […]

    3 months ago

  • Britney Spears admits who she lost her virginity to after lying about it for 30 years

    Britney Spears admits who she lost her virginity to after lying about it for 30 years

    “My team created this whole narrative around me.” In her 2023 memoir The Woman in Me, Britney Spears revealed who she really lost her virginity to after lying about it for most of her life. Apparently, the ‘Oops!… I Did It Again’ singer’s management constructed a sexless narrative around their prized possession, who at one […]

    3 months ago

  • ‘UK’s best boss’ splashes £100k on Christmas gifts for staff

    ‘UK’s best boss’ splashes £100k on Christmas gifts for staff

    “Giving back is what this is all about.” The ‘UK’s best boss’ has splashed out £100k on Christmas gifts on his staff – including a £44k Range Rover and a holiday to Barcelona. Benjy Leslie, 26, believes “creating the right environment helps people thrive” and has always treated his employees well. And in the run […]

    3 months ago

  • Workers on the frontline this Christmas gifted holidays as thanks for their selfless sacrifices

    Workers on the frontline this Christmas gifted holidays as thanks for their selfless sacrifices

    One NHS worker is returning to her neonatal ward to help out – despite being on maternity leave herself Frontline workers who sacrifice their Christmas celebrations to help others have been gifted once-in-a-lifetime easyJet holidays in recognition of their heroic service. Three workers who were nominated by their family and friends for their selfless dedication […]

    3 months ago

  • Bryan Adams reveals his song ‘Summer of 69’ is not about the year 1969

    Bryan Adams reveals his song ‘Summer of 69’ is not about the year 1969

    Not too shocking seeing as the song itself was released in 1985… Bryan Adams has revealed that his song ‘Summer of 69’ is not about the year 1969. Not too shocking seeing as the song itself was released in 1985… The track has become an anthem of summer love, but it turns out it’s more…biographical […]

    3 months ago

  • Nicole Kidman forced to pause filming erotic drama due to orgasm

    Nicole Kidman forced to pause filming erotic drama due to orgasm

    She described it as ‘almost like burnout’ Nicole Kidman has revealed she was forced to pause filming in a new erotic drama because she ‘didn’t want to orgasm anymore.’ Baby Girl sees the Australian actor play powerful company CEO Romy who starts having an intense affair with a handsome young intern Samuel, played by Iron […]

    3 months ago

  • Man who has been to every country in the world reveals worst city he’s visited

    Man who has been to every country in the world reveals worst city he’s visited

    He claimed it was “one of the most unsafe” places he has been to. A man who has travelled to every country on the planet has named the worst city that he’s visited. Drew Binsky, a YouTuber with over 5 million subscribers, claims that he has travelled to every country in the world, filming his […]

    3 months ago

  • Every blue eyed person on Earth is a descendant of one single human

    Every blue eyed person on Earth is a descendant of one single human

    Your family might be a bit bigger than you realised All blue-eyed people descend from a single human who lived around 6,000 and 10,000 years ago, scientists believe. While 70-79 per cent of the world’s population have brown eyes – the most common colour – just 8 to 10 per cent have the second most common […]

    3 months ago

  • Grandma blasted for buying grandkids matching Christmas PJs except son’s step-child

    Grandma blasted for buying grandkids matching Christmas PJs except son’s step-child

    ‘This is a reason some mother-in-laws aren’t welcomed around’ A grandma sparked outrage online after buying matching Christmas pyjamas for all of her grandkids – except her son’s step-child. A picture of the woman’s six grandchildren previously went viral, showing them all sitting cross-legged in front of the Christmas tree. Five of them are wearing […]

    3 months ago

  • Over half of Brits would like to spend Christmas abroad

    Over half of Brits would like to spend Christmas abroad

    Forks at the ready and bosh – Big John is hosting a lavish feast to remember The Instagram foodie, who rose to fame for eating Chinese takeaways, is putting new flavours to the test this Christmas – by bringing the best of the Spanish and Great British festive food together. It included the jambon, a […]

    3 months ago

  • World’s longest hangover lasted four weeks after man drank 60 pints

    World’s longest hangover lasted four weeks after man drank 60 pints

    A man was left with with the world’s longest known hangover after drinking 60 pints The 37-year-old drank the equivalent of 34 litres of beer, so it’s no surprise that his ill feeling lasted more than the usual next day. He had no previous history of health issues, or took any medications or had any […]

    3 months ago

  • ‘I resent my parents for burning through money that should be my inheritance’

    ‘I resent my parents for burning through money that should be my inheritance’

    “My inheritance is being drunk through a straw in a coconut in the Caribbean!” Inheritance is always a somewhat touchy issue, but how would you feel if your child began to resent you for spending your own money? Well, that’s exactly what one anonymous figure wrote about for the Mail Online, claiming that they had […]

    3 months ago

  • Two-year-old shocks mum by ordering 31 McDonald’s cheeseburgers on delivery app

    Two-year-old shocks mum by ordering 31 McDonald’s cheeseburgers on delivery app

    ‘He actually doesn’t even like cheeseburgers’ Two-year-old Barrett Burkhalter Golden is a new cheeseburger king of the world. How, you ask, because while using his mum’s phone, the toddler ordered 31 cheeseburgers from McDonalds and even tipped. While playing on his mum, Kelsey’s, phone, Barrett used DoorDash and ordered $61 worth of McDonalds and gave […]

    3 months ago

  • Harry Potter actress had secret 9-year relationship with co-star

    Harry Potter actress had secret 9-year relationship with co-star

    She gave it away in 2015, but no one seemed to notice The actress that played Luna Lovegood has revealed she had a secret nine-year romance with a Harry Potter co-star. Evanna Lynch, who starred as the ethereal Hogwarts witch in the film adaptations of JK Rowling’s novels, dated Robbie Jarvis, who played a young […]

    3 months ago