JOE’s 5-Word News: Fight, Uncle, Toupee, Puppy, Pop
You’re never more than five words away from a full news agenda, here…
11 years ago
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Articles written by the more mysterious members of the JOE editorial team
Norwegian man faces prison for glueing hair onto bald ‘friend’s’ head
Surely he was just trying to help?
11 years ago
Amateur boxing match descends into chaos as crowd goes wild
‘I don’t think it was related to the boxing’ said the organiser…
11 years ago
Jesse Nagy is the best uncle of all time
Best. Relative. Ever.
11 years ago
BBC to move chart show to Friday after almost 50 years
Will the chart show be the soundtrack to your Friday night?
11 years ago
‘Miracle’ recovery of Pup left to die in a canal
This is a true underdog story…
11 years ago
Filthy rich: British poo could be worth £510m
How dirty would you get for that kind of money?
11 years ago
A map of the world by a country’s favourite beer brand
The Irish love Guinness and the English prefer Carling…
11 years ago
‘Rodent fraudster’ releases rat in Valentine’s Day restaurant blag
What happened to the pet rat?
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Man wakes up to find himself an amazing £1.2m richer
All he did was wake up that morning. Why is life so unfair?
11 years ago
Pretty Woman is 25: Five more chick flicks every guy should own
Don’t watch Marley and Me with a hangover. You were warned…
11 years ago
Quiz: Take our test to see how gullible you are
Can you beat the Quiz Kids?
11 years ago
Family Guy will be on ITV2 from this autumn
Haven’t you heard?
11 years ago
The Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation teaser trailer
Ethan Hawke is back and he looks badass…
11 years ago
Video: This Lego recreation of The Matrix is brilliant
Can you tell the difference between a Lego man and Keanu Reeves?
11 years ago
Video: Poperoni? Pope Francis gets presented with a pizza
The Pope loves pizza. Who knew?
11 years ago
Happy Birthday Mo Farah, Chris Hoy and Steve Redgrave
If you share a birthday with these guys, you better be a champion…
11 years ago
Stay calm: Japan now has Kit Kat sandwiches
BRB, booking a flight to Japan…
11 years ago
Nigel Owens got homophobic abuse on Twitter after the England vs France game
Rugby does not need d*ckheads like this…
11 years ago
Austin Powers star Verne Troyer hospitalised after seizure
Get well soon, Big Vern…
11 years ago
JOE launch: Spin-offs that should definitely happen
Tasers and football, anyone? What about Ant and Dec meets Peepshow?
11 years ago
Video: This 15-year-old kid is a better rugby player than you
There is no substitute for pace…
11 years ago
Video: Justin Bieber playing ‘sexy’ Never Have I Ever with Madonna
You’re welcome…
11 years ago
JOE’s 5-Word News: Kebab, God, Willies, Aliens, Wow
All the news you need to know, in five words…
11 years ago
A brilliant example of Twitter being used for good
Well played, the people of Liverpool
11 years ago
The Solar Eclipse will bring ‘Day of Judgement’
Honestly: It’s a message from God…
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A US clothing shop had to pull this offensive T-shirt
What were they thinking?
11 years ago
Corporal Hicks will feature in the upcoming Alien movie
‘Take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.’
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Militant commander mocked for looking like a kebab
He looks a fool: A deadly, strangely tasty terrorist fool…
11 years ago
Do you hate anyone enough to send them edible d*cks?
This is the best ten quid you will ever spend…
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