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19th Mar 2015

Militant commander mocked for looking like a kebab

He looks a fool: A deadly, strangely tasty terrorist fool...


This Islamic State commander is getting a lot of stick – not for all the murdering and oppressing he’s done, but for looking like a greasy, post-pub snack.

28-year-old Abu Wahib had his photo taken recently posing in front of a black Hummer, blissfully unaware he’s dressed like a donner kebab.

Send that man an airdrop of garlic sauce, ASAP. With a side of spicy hellfire missiles.

A group of anti-IS activists noticed the remarkable similarity of his combat uniform to the meaty marvel and posted it online, rightly mocking him for it.

He looks a fool. A tasty fool, though.