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JOE’s 5-Word News: Kebab, God, Willies, Aliens, Wow
Published 11:40 19 Mar 2015 GMT
Updated 13:28 21 Mar 2015 GMT
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Kebab
An Islamic State commander in Iraq is getting stick for looking like a delicious post-pub snack.
God
The solar eclipse is a sign from God that ‘Judgement’ is coming. Apparently.
Willies
Do you hate anyone enough to send them a bag of munchable dongs?
Aliens
‘Take off, nuke the site from orbit...’ Corporal Hicks is back, baby!
Wow
When a crap slogan and a careless t-shirt designer collide.
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