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VIDEO: Manchester United fans are raging as James Wilson scores AGAIN
This was a top finish!
11 years ago

English rugby player reveals details of gruesome World Cup injury
Sounds sore
11 years ago

Liverpool fans compare Romelu Lukaku to Christian Benteke after another goal for Everton’s no. 10
Romelu Lukaku’s fine goal scoring form has seen the Belgian earn a place in Everton history books. As Lukaku found the back of the Norwich net at Carrow Road, Twitter was awash with plenty of comparisons between him and his countryman, Christian Benteke, who signed for Liverpool in the summer. And it seems plenty of Liverpool fans would […]
11 years ago

Marouane Fellaini delivers the understatement of the season so far
After Louis van Gaal urged frustrated fans not to compare the current Manchester United squad with those of years gone by, Marouane Fellaini has delivered the understatement of the year. Ahead of their visit to Bournemouth Fellaini confessed that things haven’t been great to watch from his team this season. “We could be more exciting,” […]
11 years ago

Ricky Gervais’ return as David Brent draws ever closer (Pics)
Ricky Gervais has posted photos from the set of the new The Office film. Gervais will return to the role of David Brent for the film Life on the Road, 12 years after the sitcom ended. Earlier in the week, the 54-year-old shared the following on his Instagram account. Great to be back in the office. […]
11 years ago

This alarming stat is more proof of how boring Manchester United games have become this season
More proof that Manchester United have become incredibly boring to watch this season. Louis van Gaal’s focus on possession football has been blamed for United’s lack of attacking play, as the team try and suffocate their opponents by not allowing them the ball. However, for all of their possession, United have only mustered six more […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal tells Manchester United fans to lower their expectations
Louis van Gaal has addressed frustrated Manchester United fans – and they probably won’t like what he’s had to say. Following the early Champions League exit, the United boss explained that the supporters’ expectations were too high. “The problem is that we have to meet the expectations – and the expectations at a club like […]
11 years ago

Shocking footage shows customer arguing with cashier after giant spider found in bananas
Shocking footage shows a giant spider rambling around inside a pack of bananas while the cashier argues that it is just a normal “house spider”. In the footage, the customer can be heard insisting that the pack of bananas should not be sold as the spider is not Irish and could be dangerous. The cashier […]
11 years ago

Italian police show off what they confiscated from Polish supporters in Napoli (Pic)
Thankfully, the days of violence at football matches seem to be almost completely a thing of the past. Almost. As Napoli hosted Legia Warsaw in their Europa League clash on Thursday, police were forced to intervene as fans from the two clubs clashed. Arrests were made, and police later showed some of the items they […]
11 years ago

Look at the mark Banksy left at the refugee camp in Calais…
Banksy has left a poignant message at the refugee camp in Calais. This mural has been spotted on the wall at the rear of the ‘Jungle’ migrant camp and is believed to be the work of the famous Graffiti artist whose real identity is unknown. The impressive mural shows the late Apple founder Steve Jobs […]
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho indicates a return to Real Madrid but only when contract at Chelsea is up
With Chelsea languishing in the bottom half of the Premier League, it’s almost certainly been Jose Mourinho’s worst ever season in football management. The recent home defeat by Bournemouth saw more speculation the Chelsea boss would soon be set to leave Stamford Bridge. Over in Spain, Rafa Benitez has also been under plenty of pressure […]
11 years ago

Robots need to be monitored, managed and feared – says a leading artificial intelligence researcher
Robots are quickly infiltrating our lives and jobs – but a robotics professor has warned their impact could endanger lives. Are you already suspicious and concerned about the robot revolution? As are a group of top scientists hence the reason for the new body ‘The Foundation for Responsible Robotics’ – where the ethics and impact […]
11 years ago

Watch UFC stars describe Conor McGregor in one word…
The much-anticipated main event of UFC 194 is drawing ever closer and the excitement levels are creeping up. BT Sport came up with a novel idea for a short promo that includes 14 fighters and their one-word take on The Notorious. The video contains the likes of Jose Aldo, Frankie Edgar, Max Holloway, Chris Weidman and UFC President […]
11 years ago

MMA fighter dies after reported weight cut complications
It’s the biggest weekend ever of UFC action. However, away from the mega million dollar promotion in Las Vegas, which kicked of last night, worrying reports today suggest an MMA fighter in Manila may have died from complications trying to make weight. Geje Eustaquio and Yan Jian Bing were due to fight at ONE Spirit […]
11 years ago

This could be the most generous company on the planet…
Christmas bonuses to make you balk
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal delivers even more bad news for Manchester United ahead of their trip to Bournemouth
Louis van Gaal has revealed the extent of the injury crisis Manchester United face ahead of their weekend trip to Bournemouth. A total of nine first team players will be absent for the away game, with Matteo Darmian and Chris Smalling being added to an already lengthy injury list. Phil Jones, Ander Herrera, Marcos Rojo, […]
11 years ago

This Google Chrome extension replaces all mention of Donald Trump with Voldemort
Following Donald Trump’s recent proposal to ban all Muslims from entering the US, JK Rowling claimed he is worse than Lord Voldermort. Hearing about this, law student Sarah Xiyi Chen has taken things one stage further and has released a Google Chrome extension which transforms any mention of the man into one of the several aliases […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor explains how he plans to defend the featherweight and lightweight belts
With great effort
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo won’t rule out a move to Barcelona or to one of Man United’s rivals
A day rarely passes by without Cristiano Ronaldo being linked with a move from Real Madrid to another club (usually Manchester United). But judging by his recent comments, the possibility of a move can’t be ruled out, and nowhere appears to be off limits. When asked if his future could lie with one of Manchester […]
11 years ago

Tyson Fury won’t face police charges over alleged homophobic remarks
One less problem for Tyson Fury is that he won’t be investigated for comments he made about homosexuality. The boxing champ, who denies being homophobic, was the subject of a hate crime probe by a gay ex-police officer. But a Greater Manchester Police spokesman has now said: “The circumstances in which these comments were made suggest […]
11 years ago

Is this Netflix original show even bigger than Game of Thrones?
It’s widely accepted that Game of Thrones is the most-watched TV series in the world right now, but Netflix believe they’ve produced the new top dog. Despite HBO’s premium title Game of Thrones claiming first place again in a recent survey of viewer numbers, Netflix chief Ted Sarandos argued that Narcos may in fact have been the bigger […]
11 years ago

Lewis Hamilton opens up about life and dating – he’s loving the single life
Tinder, Lewis?
11 years ago

Sam Allardyce shares a brilliant story about El Hadji Diouf after Duncan Watmore’s graduation…
Sunderland youngster Duncan Watmore was allowed a day off on Thursday as he collected his first-class honours degree in economics from Newcastle University. Sam Allardyce expressed his pride in the 21-year-old’s achievement, and said he had no qualms about Watmore missing training for such a significant occasion. The Black Cats boss also told the Daily Mail […]
11 years ago

A fight between two Conor McGregor fans forced a Las Vegas flight to divert back to New York (report)
Thousands of Conor McGregor fans are travelling to Las Vegas to watch him take on Jose Aldo. Reports this morning claim ‘drunk fools’ caused serious disruption on a Vegas-bound flight from New York resulting in the flight returning to JFK airport. There were two unrelated incidents. The first saw a man being escorted off the flight […]
11 years ago

Watch these London pedestrians’ incredibly lucky escape after city roof collapses
The high winds and general horrible weather of late has wreaked havoc on the UK and Ireland, not least on this London street. Severe winds caused the roof of this three-storey building in Shepherd’s Bush to collapse on Uxbridge Road. The below video shows just how unbelievably fortunate the people walking by were to avoid any […]
11 years ago

David Moyes’ European record at Manchester United makes a mockery of Louis van Gaal’s miserable campaign
Louis van Gaal’s main task when appointed Manchester United was to repair the damage done by predecessor David Moyes. Although last season’s fourth-place finish would have represented a disappointing season in the Sir Alex Ferguson era, a return to the Champions League was seen as a step in the right direction. But a few months […]
11 years ago

Man United squad reportedly frustrated with Van Gaal after bizarre Wolfsburg substitution…
Bemusing his squad
11 years ago

James McClean proves the haters wrong after abuse over new tattoo (pic)
James McClean gives as good as he gets on social media. His Twitter account attracts trolls in droves, and they were out in full force last night when he posted a picture of his latest tattoo celebrating the birth of his son in September. https://twitter.com/JamesMcC14/status/674687652168400905 It didn’t take long to spot the major error on […]
11 years ago

Jeremy Clarkson has posted this series of stroppy tweets to deny recent rider story
U ok hun?
11 years ago

Idris Elba could be in Hollywood for a while with this job…
It looks like Idris Elba is going to have another huge year in 2016. The actor is being talked about being tipped for an Oscar nomination for ‘Beasts Of No Nation’ – and could have secured a job in Hollywood for a while after landing a part in ‘The Dark Tower’. The Brit is reportedly […]
11 years ago

This is what happens when you drive with a clamp on your wheel (video)
If this is an Uber driver, he’s not going to have a profitable Christmas. We thought Homer Simpson was the only man stupid enough to drive a clamped car, but this London motorist has outdone the Springfield native. He parked in the loading bay of the Park Tower hotel in Knightsbridge and in return felt the […]
11 years ago

New proposals recommend giving iPads to prisoners
An adviser to the Ministry of Justice has said that prisoners should be given iPads. Sir Martin Narey claims that technology could help improve the numeracy and literacy skills of prisoners as well as helping them to stay connected to their family members. Speaking to the The Times, the former Head of the Prison Service […]
11 years ago

The El Clasico rivalry can’t stop Javier Mascherano from loving Rafa Benitez
Putting aside El Clasico rivalries, Javier Mascherano has thanked Real Madrid manager Rafa Benitez for saving his career. Benitez signed Mascherano for Liverpool in 2007, taking the Argentine from West Ham United. Explaining that he expected to leave Upton Park for Italy or Spain, the Barcelona man told Italian outlet Gazzetta dello Sport that his career rapidly improved […]
11 years ago

Dynamo Kiev star gets clotheslined by a team-mate after scoring (Video)
Dynamo Kiev got their noses in front against Maccabi Tel Aviv in Chelsea’s group. The ball rebounded to Denys Garmash, allowing him to poke it home. "Garmash Cleans Up Rebound for Early Lead" via @TeamStream https://t.co/I0GHWDp1bp — Zachary (@oconeeredneck) December 9, 2015 With the goal taking the Ukranians to the brink of qualification, his teammates […]
11 years ago

Javier Hernandez continues to take the p*ss out of Louis van Gaal with his incredible scoring record
It’s been no secret that Manchester United have been lacking when it comes to scoring goals in recent weeks. Over in Germany, one of the men that Louis van Gaal deemed as being sub-standard for his United side has had no such problems. With Barcelona in town, Bayer Leverkusen’s Javier Hernandez found the back of […]
11 years ago

Olivier Giroud scored this goal to give Arsenal the lead in Greece (Video)
Arsenal need to win 3-2 or by two clear goals in Greece tonight. Despite being under plenty of pressure in the game’s early stages, a goal from Olivier Giroud put them ahead. The goalkeeper could have done better, but Arsenal have themselves a very important goal. https://twitter.com/HosmerAFC/status/674683726903775232
11 years ago

This kid was left completely astounded by the height of Thibaut Courtois (Video)
Chelsea supporters will have been Thibaut Courtois take his place in goal for their game against Porto. As the Belgian lined up in the tunnel ahead of the Champions League clash, one of the mascots for the game looked up at the Chelsea goalkeeper. The open-mouthed youngster just could not believe how big the ‘keeper is. […]
11 years ago

This fortuitous own-goal has given Chelsea the lead over Porto
Chelsea’s opener against Porto was a long-awaited slice of luck. After a disastrous season, an own goal put them infront at Stamford Bridge. The ball just about crosses the line before the defender can clear. Here's the Chelsea goalhttps://t.co/0n3kaWkNYu — FLIP Sports (@FLIPSportsapp) December 9, 2015
11 years ago

Gary Neville discusses what it’s like to have Paul Scholes and Rio Ferdinand analysing his performances as a manager
Gary Neville takes charge of his first game as a manager as his Valencia side take on Lyon. Ahead of it, Neville shared his views with BT Sport on what it was like to be assessed by pundits – especially those that used to be his former teammates. Typically open and honest, Neville claims that […]
11 years ago

Here’s how Arsenal’s team looks for their crucial clash with Olympiacos
Arsenal face Olympiacos in Greece tonight knowing that they will seal qualification for the knock-out stages of the Champions League with a 3-2 victory or a win by two clear goals. Having lost the reverse fixture earlier in the campaign, Arsenal face a difficult evening, made worse by recent injuries to key players. Here’s how […]
11 years ago

Do these two stats show that Garry Monk’s Swansea dismissal was harsh?
There’s been a mixed reaction to the news that Swansea City have parted company with Garry Monk. While many thought his exit was harsh, plenty of Swansea City supporters have pointed to the recent run or results as justification for his dismissal. Although the last 11 games have only seen one victory for Swansea, Monk […]
11 years ago

Tesco’s self-service machines just got very festive but people are being pretty grinchy
*Unexpected voice in bagging area*
11 years ago

Amazon is doing its best to catch up with Netflix with their new perk
Amazon aren’t hanging around on their quest to be promoted into the Premier League to compete with Netflix. The internet company has announced a new perk for its Prime members – offering Showtime and Starz, unbundled and affordable. It’s called the ‘Streaming Partners Program’ and allows Prime members to add subscription programming from close to 20 […]
11 years ago

Twitter are trying out a new timeline – much to everyone’s annoyance
Don’t touch Twitter, please
11 years ago

Owen Hargreaves will be embarrassed by this Champions League c*ck up (Video)
Owen Hargreaves is one of the rare few to have won a Champions League title with two different clubs. The former England midfielder picked up a winners’ medal in 2001 with Bayern Munich and then again with Manchester United in 2008, so he knows a thing or two about what it takes to go far […]
11 years ago

Homeless man wins $500,000 on a scratch card (Video)
Michael Engfors, 61, has been homeless for six years following the loss of his business and a divorce. But things are finally starting to look up for him, as, according to NBC News, he’s just pocketed half a million dollars off a scratch card. Michael bought the ticket last Friday. According to The Aspen Times, […]
11 years ago

Take a guess at what the word of the year is?
Clue: gender, sexuality, race
11 years ago

Tyson Fury claims Conor McGregor has copied him and makes Aldo clash prediction
Tyson Fury has claimed that Conor McGregor may have looked to him for inspiration. Following his claims that MMA was for people that can’t box, Fury was speaking on Monday’s MMA Hour with Ariel Helwani. “I am familiar with a man named Conor McGregor. I think he copied me in everything he does,” Fury said. “I was the […]
11 years ago

Samuel L. Jackson will leave the US if ‘motherf**ker’ Trump becomes President
Samuel L. Jackson is firmly in the ‘Donald Trump is unhinged’ camp. The actor made it known he doesn’t support Trump or his principles during a sketch on this week’s Jimmy Kimmel. Jackson, who was on the show to promote new Quentin Tarantino film The Hateful Eight, was asked about the possibility of Donald Trump being elected […]
11 years ago

Twitter user predicted Kim and Kanye’s baby name back in June
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven’t given their children the most conventional names, so you’d think predicting them would be impossible. You’d be wrong, though, as Twitter user @KILLRudy either had the inside track, or is an absolute genius. Saint West, younger brother of North, was born in early December. But at least one person […]
11 years ago