Turns out giving everyone's most hated machine a festive makeover doesn't make anyone like it better.
Tesco's self-service machines have made many enemies since their introduction around a decade ago because of their fondness for shouting about unexpected items.
Well now, in an effort to make the self-service experience more pleasant, the supermarket has called upon the cheery talents of Santa.
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But, it turns out, people don't like festive cheer when they're stressed.
In fact, people have been resoundingly Grinchy about it.
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