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“Smash”
11 years ago
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John Arne Riise is REALLY not a fan of El Hadji Diouf
“Smash”
11 years ago

VIDEO: Supporter defies gravity (and other fans) to spectacularly catch a stray ball
Dangerous, but a bloody amazing catch. This gentleman risked life and several limbs in order to catch this stray ball at a cricket match. An unnamed fan launched a somersault in the crowd as the ball came towards him during a Big Bash cricket match between the Melbourne Renegades and the Perth Scorchers in Melbourne on […]
11 years ago

WATCH: Fedor Emelianenko came back on New Year’s Eve and it didn’t last long
Return of the Emperor
11 years ago

Peter Crouch is the least flashy footballer, says wife Abbey Clancy
Peter Crouch could wear a “bin bag” and be happy, says his wife Abbey Clancy. The model gave an insight of what life is like living with the Stoke City striker insisting he’s the most laid back man ever. She said: “He’s not a**ed what car he’s got, and he’s not into watches or clothes. He’s […]
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Idris Elba and Damon Albarn join the New Year Honours list…
OBEs
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Flood victims slapped with parking tickets and battling bogus callers
With every feel-good story about the community coming together in a bid to tackle the floods, along come the tales to make you apoplectic. Traffic wardens have prompted fury by slapping parking tickets on cars in Rochdale that are immersed in flood water. Witnesses in Littleborough were shocked to see fines issued when clearly the […]
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Arsenal’s local council tempt fate with Premier League victory parade tweet
Ah lads
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Kendrick Lamar wants to win all the Grammys for hip-hop forefathers
Most artists try and stay modest about awards. Even if they want them, they won’t admit it. Not Kendrick Lamar. The rapper, who is rounding off a huge 2015 with 11 Grammy nominations, has admitted he wants every one of them. Why? Because the 28-year-old wants to make a statement for hip-hop culture. Asked about […]
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From Wenger’s Uptown Funk to Klopp dropping it like it’s hot, it’s JOE’s best videos of 2015
Those of you who have been with JOE since the very beginning will have been treated to an array of videos. From football to politics, with plenty in between, we’ve brought you our unique take on the year’s biggest topics. Now, as 2015 draws to a close, we wanted to celebrate some of our favourites. […]
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Syrian refugees help to clear up streets and homes ravaged by floods
With much of Yorkshire and parts of Manchester under water, Britain is experiencing some of the worst floods in decades. Hundreds of homes and belongings are destroyed, it now takes a community to clear up a mess of this monstrous size. The efforts of a group of Syrian refugees from Manchester hasn’t gone unnoticed. It […]
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Ozzy Osbourne: “Lemmy and I used to joke about who would die first”
Ozzy Osbourne has revealed his late friend Lemmy Kilmister insisted he didn’t want to live unless he was having fun. He told Rolling Stone: “Me and Lemmy go back a long time. We used to have a standing joke with each other, ‘Which one of us is going to go first?’ But I curbed my ways, […]
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David Beckham praised for raising plight and playing pranks in new documentary
David Beckham has been hailed for his football documentary where he visited 11 countries in 10 days. The former Manchester Untied and Real Madrid legend played matches everywhere from a refugee camp in Djibouti to a World Heritage Site in Nepal in For The Love Of The Game, now showing on BBC’s iPlayer. https://www.instagram.com/p/_4oayrzWQE/?taken-by=davidbeckham Along […]
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This outrageous accumulator feels too good to be true
There are few better ways to bring in the new year than with a healthy payday from a winning bet. And this as-yet-unconfirmed accumulator is quite remarkable by anyone’s standards. One punter is thought to stand to win a cool quarter of a million pounds from a £20 bet. The six-fold effort looked dead and buried […]
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Motörhead have announced the band is over following the death of Lemmy
Motörhead fans will be beside themselves at this news. Mikkey Dee has announced the band is finished following the sudden death of Ian ‘Lemmy’ Kilmister. The drummer has confirmed the group – also consisting of Phil ‘Wizzö’ Campbell – will go their separate ways for good after the legendary musician, who was the sole constant […]
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VIDEO: Priest reprimanded after delivering sermon on a hoverboard
A Priest riding a hoverboard isn’t something you’ll see every day. Cheers and applause rang out as he greeted the congregation and sang a Christmas song on the wheelie device – but not everyone saw the funny side. Unfortunately he’s been suspended from his post at Our Lady of Miraculous Medal in Biñan Parish, Philippines, […]
11 years ago

Leonardo DiCaprio on why he turned down Star Wars…
Leonardo DiCaprio has admitted he turned down the part of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels. The 41-year-old actor revealed he was set to take the role of the young Jedi knight in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones opposite Natalie Portman, but it eventually went to Hayden Christensen because he wasn’t […]
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Motörhead’s Lemmy Kilmister had brain and neck cancer and was given two to six months to live, says manager
Lemmy Kilmister was given two to six months to live by a doctor over the weekend. The Motörhead rocker passed away on Monday, just two days after discovering her was dying from an aggressive form of cancer in his “brain and neck” but his manager Todd Singerman revealed he took the diagnosis in his stride. […]
11 years ago

Man goes into panic mode after photo of him and ex-girlfriend is posted on Facebook
Facebook is both a blessing and a curse. Great for keeping in touch with people, not so great when you’re tagged in a heap of photos from a mad night out. One user experienced Facebook fear recently when a photo of him and his ex-girlfriend was posted by a nightclub, prompting him to text the club […]
11 years ago

Pic: First look inside the Batcave for the much anticipated Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Here’s proof the Batcave still exists. Not only that but Ben Affleck as the new Bruce Wayne has more hi-tech gadgets and equipment than ever before. Entertainment Weekly has the first look inside Wayne’s laboratory as will be seen in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, released 2016. See a first look at the new well-equipped […]
11 years ago

In-room Netflix means staying in a hotel is about to get even better…
Room service, a comfy bed and a huge tv, staying in a hotel can be a complete luxury. But it could be about to be even better if it means we can access our own Netflix accounts. The Enseo Entertainment Experience. known as E3, is being rolled out across the US – if it’s successful, surely […]
11 years ago

The Specials announce the death of their drummer John Bradbury
The Specials are in mourning after their drummer John ‘Brad’ Bradbury has died aged 62. News of his death was confirmed by the band on Tuesday via their Twitter account. It is with deep regret that we say goodbye to our great friend, the world's greatest drummer, our beloved Brad. RIP pic.twitter.com/yYBFyQmuLy — The Specials […]
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Jennifer Lawrence and Eddie Redmayne admit they both had a ‘mare at Madonna’s house
Jennifer Lawrence and Eddie Redmayne have found out they have an unusual thing in common. The stars, who both appeared on Graham Norton’s New Year’s Eve special, admitted to both vomiting at Madonna’s house. Jennifer, who is promoting new film Joy, explained: “I am a puker. When I get stressed and exhausted I just vomit. […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Jon Snow dancing to Drake’s Hotline Bling must be seen to be believed
Drizzy must be proud…
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This is the side of the bed you should get out on in the morning, according to science
You’ve probably heard people say that someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. Well, according to recent research, there might be some truth behind the old cliche. A survey conducted by bed manufacturer Sealy questioned 1,000 UK residents and found that those who got out of bed on the left side are more […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: The Rock announces plans to ‘make history’ on his comeback to Wrestlemania
He’s cooking!
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VIDEO: This Scottish sheep that thinks it’s a dog is absolutely wonderful
This is the ultimate sheepdog. Back in February, the world fell in love with Pet, a sheep who grew up on a farm with four collies in Scotland and came to adapt their mannerisms despite being a completely different animal. Uploaded to YouTube by Pet’s owner, Jemma McKenzie, a clip of Pet in action has since […]
11 years ago

Daniel Radcliffe has an absolutely eye-watering sum of money in his bank account…
That’s a lot of cash.
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Russell Crowe lashes out after son’s hoverboard refused on flight
Russell Crowe has slammed an airline on Twitter, after they refused to let his son’s hoverboards on board. The actor lashed out at Virgin Australia after the airline informed him that the lithium ion batteries in the hoverboards pose a hazard during air transport and they could not be taken on board. Ridiculous @VirginAustralia. No […]
11 years ago

Motörhead frontman Lemmy’s shock death sees the music world pay tribute
Stars have paid tribute to Motörhead’s Lemmy Kilmister following his sudden death. Ozzy Osbourne took to Twitter to remember one of his “best friends” after Lemmy’s death from an “aggressive” cancer, just two days after he was diagnosed. Lost one of my best friends, Lemmy, today. He will be sadly missed. He was a warrior […]
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PICS: Giant pothole in Ireland attempts to swallow Renault whole
Go for a nice Christmas drive they said, be great they said. JOE user Stephen Cashman got in touch to share pictures of his mate Alan Ahern who is home from Australia for Christmas and has gotten himself into a spot of bother in County Cork, Ireland. If you look very closely you can see his Aussie […]
11 years ago

Watch: Conor McGregor doesn’t relax the way you do
Precision over power
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Paul Scholes isn’t a fan of the Jose Mourinho Manchester United scarves (Video)
Vintage Scholes
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‘Van Gaal can’t last’ – Twitter reacts to Man United’s 0-0 draw with Chelsea…
Manchester United were held to a 0-0 draw by Chelsea at Old Trafford, but delivered a somewhat improved performance for their beleaguered boss Louis van Gaal. There was talk before the game that the Dutchman may hand in his resignation following a disastrous run of results, but the team certainly looked like they were still playing for the manager. […]
11 years ago

This Man United fan must have got some felt tips and a thesaurus for Christmas (Pic)
What is it about football fans and ridiculous home-made banners? The A4 poster brigade were out in force at Old Trafford on Monday, making their feelings known about Louis van Gaal ahead of Man United’s clash with Chelsea. First there was this chap (click for story) outside the ground, who was taken to task on […]
11 years ago

Brentford winger makes classy gesture to fan he hit with wayward shot (Pic)
A nice touch from Alan Judge
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Raheem Sterling is slated on Twitter over his new hairstyle…
When you’re as famous as Raheem Sterling you can expect people to scrutinise your every move. So it will come as no surprise to the Manchester City winger that Twitter was all over his new hairstyle after photos of the ‘do emerged on Monday. Sterling, who made an acrimonious £49m move from Liverpool to City […]
11 years ago

Manchester United’s first-half record at Old Trafford is truly abysmal…
It’s been tough watching Manchester United over the past month. The club have failed to win in seven matches, and lost their last four games on the spin before Monday’s clash against Chelsea, with pressure mounting on Louis van Gaal. Despite an improved performance in the first half against the Blues, the 0-0 scoreline at […]
11 years ago

Stan Collymore rages at Aston Villa hierarchy on Twitter after another depressing defeat
You have to feel for Aston Villa fans (unless you’re a Birmingham supporter, of course). The club’s decline over the past few seasons has been so relentless that relegation this year always looked inevitable. And the team’s performances on the pitch have done little to change that view. Villa suffered their 13th defeat of the campaign […]
11 years ago

Paul Scholes changes his tune on Louis van Gaal’s reign (Video)
“If Louis van Gaal loses today, should he go?” That was the question put to Paul Scholes on BT Sport before Man United’s match against Chelsea, but the former Red Devils midfielder gave an unexpected answer. Despite being one of Van Gaal’s most vociferous critics in recent weeks, Scholes replied that the Dutchman deserves more […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal still managed to have a joke in his pre-match interview (Video)
He might be under a huge amount of pressure at the moment, but Louis van Gaal was calm and composed in his pre-match interview before Man United’s crucial clash against Chelsea. The manager insisted that the club’s fans still care more about the team’s performances than his future, and said the players need to cope with […]
11 years ago

PIC: Jose Mourinho Manchester United scarves are on sale outside Old Trafford
If Louis van Gaal were looking for further proof that some Man United supporters are no longer behind him, this should provide all the evidence he needs. The Dutchman is reportedly weighing up whether to hand in his resignation after a disastrous run of results, with a number of United fans singing for Jose Mourinho during the […]
11 years ago

These are the unwanted records Manchester United hope to avoid against Chelsea…
It’s fair to say it’s been a dreadful month or so for Louis van Gaal and Manchester United. The club exited the Champions League with a 3-2 defeat to Wolfsburg at the start of December, haven’t won in their last seven games in all competitions, and lost their fourth match in a row at Stoke on […]
11 years ago

It’s no wonder Man United have been linked with Harry Kane when you look at this stat…
If transfer gossip is to be believed, Harry Kane is high on Manchester United’s shortlist of attacking targets as they look to strengthen in the January transfer window. The Spurs striker was linked with a £40m move to Old Trafford back in the summer, and it’s no wonder United are still keeping tabs on him when you consider […]
11 years ago

This girl’s photo of the cheeky Christmas present she got from her boyfriend has gone viral
We all know how difficult it can be to get the perfect present for your other half at Christmas. One guy in Wales took a risky route when buying a gift for his girlfriend…and judging by this photo she wasn’t impressed with his choice. https://twitter.com/catherinelward/status/681153599821471745/photo/1 Perhaps the sentiment was lost on Catherine if she isn’t a football fan, […]
11 years ago

Some Manchester United fans have lined up a new name to replace Louis van Gaal…
When it comes to discussing the potential replacements for Louis van Gaal at Manchester United, three names top the list: Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola and Ryan Giggs. Given that Carlo Ancelotti has already signed a deal with Bayern Munich and Diego Simeone is apparently being lined up by Chelsea, there aren’t many ‘elite’ managers left […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor’s coach reveals he got plenty of stick from The Notorious’ fans ahead of Jose Aldo fight
All’s well that ends well, supposedly, but Conor McGregor’s coach John Kavanagh admits things could have been very different had The Notorious not defeated Jose Aldo at UFC 194. Speaking on The MMA Hour, Kavanagh said that he received plenty of stick from McGregor fans ahead of the Aldo fight after the Irishman was seen prancing around with […]
11 years ago

Arsenal fan praises Spurs star Harry Kane after sharing this brilliant story on Facebook
Harry Kane can do no wrong at the moment. The Spurs striker took his top-flight goalscoring tally to 27 strikes in 2015 with a brace against Norwich on Boxing Day, and has scored more goals this calendar year than any other Premier League player. With Kane now looking to extend his lead in that particular table against Watford on […]
11 years ago

Real Madrid won’t take no for an answer as they plot another world-record bid for David de Gea
Real Madrid may have missed out on David de Gea in farcical circumstances back in the summer, but they are reportedly preparing another huge offer for the Manchester United keeper. Although De Gea signed a new contract at Old Trafford following the collapse of his transfer, it’s thought that he is still keen to return […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp disagrees with Daniel Sturridge’s confident fitness update…
The boy just can’t get a break.
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