It’s official: New York City are the most cringeworthy club in world football. It may be admirable to try and create a raucous atmosphere at matches, but the MLS newbies have gone about it in entirely the wrong fashion with these match-day song sheets. The tunes include the classic ‘NYC Clap’ which, as you can see […]

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Think terrifying Alice in Wonderland…

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The trailer for Absolutely Anything, featuring the voice of the late, great Robin Williams, has been released. Williams voices the dog of a man with superhuman powers (Simon Pegg) bestowed by a troupe of aliens who are hell bent on destroying the Earth. The film also stars Kate Beckinsale and the cast of Monty Python, who voice […]

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“Ooooohhh, me shoulder…”

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There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti…

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The Fight of the Century didn’t exactly live up to its billing as Floyd Mayweather’s defensive masterclass earned him a points victory against Manny Pacquiao. But for those who stayed up late (or got up early), there was still plenty of hype to enjoy as well as some powerful punches when the two fighters finally came together. […]

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Air pain for Brendan?

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Rio Ferdinand’s wife, Rebecca Ellison, has sadly passed away after a short battle with cancer. The former England defender released a statement on Saturday morning. It reads as follows: There are various charities that do amazing work in the research of the condition and providing care for those suffering from its effects. You can donate […]

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Fighting it out in a miniature robot ring, that is…

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A tribute to the late Paul Walker…

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*Round of applause*

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Two stunning British motors face off in Rome…

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The Man City players have their say on the biggest fight of the year

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How old do I really look? It’s a question lots of worried souls frequently ask themselves and now, thanks to photo-scanning technology, you can get a brutally simple answer. You may have already spotted this craze on Twitter, where users are eagerly sharing their findings from Microsoft’s ‘How Old Robot‘. We decided to put some […]

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Is this the best or worst idea you’ve ever seen?

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Please let this happen…

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Who doesn’t love a lazy Saturday? Being the May Bank Holiday weekend, many of you probably have loads of exciting plans, particularly if the weather holds up. Whatever you’re doing, we’re almost certain you have a busier Saturday planned than one stoner in Western Australia, whose to-do list was found in a police search and subsequently posted on […]

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When Protein World launched a billboard ad that asked ‘Are you beach body ready?’ on the London Underground, the backlash was swift. The ad – featuring a bikini-clad model – was attacked on Twitter and Facebook, quickly becoming the subject of an online petition and, ultimately, sanctions by the advertising watchdog. Carlsberg didn’t miss a beat, however, […]

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“I get worried if I don’t fall out with people every few months.” Roy Keane has been speaking about his disagreements with Sir Alex Ferguson again at an event in Ireland to raise funds for Guide Dogs for the Blind. After offering a few nuggets on the drinking culture in the Republic of Ireland team […]

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Drink Which jobs might drive you to drink? Take a look at this new US survey. Grimsby Striker Nathan Arnold scored a stunning brace for Grimsby that wouldn’t have looked out of place in the Champions League semi-finals. Idiots Rugby World Cup organisers are planning to release an ‘idiot’s guide’ to the autumn tournament. Phew. Hardy […]

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Liverpool’s YouTube channel made sure to point out this was filmed in February – a rare month when Daniel Sturridge wasn’t injured. A lot of Reds supporters may have been furious to think the striker was fit enough for a dance-off but not to play in the club’s last three matches. The video wasn’t uploaded until Thursday, though, and features Sturridge […]

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Tikaboo, son…

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A hard-earned pint after work is one of life’s simple pleasures, but some, who struggle with the stresses and strains of the job, may enjoy it more than others. That’s according to a new Washington Post survey, which looked at the correlation between heavy-drinking and drug use and a person’s profession. If you work in the mining industry, then you’ll […]

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It had to be a student town, didn’t it?

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L-IRON-al Messi…

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Hawkwho?

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If you want to drive fast then go to a racetrack, our dads always used to say… CCTV footage captured the moment when Russian footballer Andrey Yeshchenko smashed his expensive sports car into a pole at over 100mph. We hope he has good insurance. The 31-year-old, who plays for Kuban Krasnodar in the Russian Premier League, […]

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This was all over a cigarette…

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It’ll need more than a lick of paint…

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Some footballers become managers when they retire. Others go into punditry, while some search for the quiet life. And then there’s former Real Madrid midfielder Freddy Rincon, who is wanted for questioning by Interpol in connection to drug and money laundering crimes in Panama. The 48-year-old Colombian, who won 84 caps for his country, has business […]

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Collect them all!

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If there’s a word in Columbia for ‘tap in’, then Rodriguez doesn’t know it…

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Just another day for Jeff Hardy…

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Do you have what it takes to be a human flag? If you’ve managed to perfect your standing box-jump and are bored of planking then this new fitness fad could be for you. Workout guru and former rugby player Dave Jackson is the new star of the fitness community after he managed to master the ‘Human Flag’ position. https://twitter.com/ShamiraHanim/status/587475348175978497 As […]

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We all know by now that Cristiano Ronaldo can be ridiculously selfish. It’s part of what makes him a special player, but it can also be rather embarrassing to watch his tantrums. The Real Madrid star narrowly missed out on a tap-in against Almeria and, despite his team still finding the net, Ronaldo’s reaction was all me, […]

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Here at JOE we treat our NES, Megadrive and Playstations like family because they’re important figures in our life. Of course, they frequently make us angry but at the same time they’ve always been there for us when it mattered. While newly released games on the PS4 and Xbox One offer incredible graphics and realism, we’re still guilty of […]

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Can you beat the Romford Pele?

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What will he be like when the film is actually released? In the interest of fairness, this writer was also as giddy as a young Padawan after seeing the second teaser trailer for Star Wars : The Force Awakens, so I’m not one to judge. Then again, who wouldn’t be excited after seeing the images […]

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Super Fury Animals…

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The Clown Prince of push-ups…

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Absolute helmets…

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A real marvel…

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Mark Clattenburg has probably never used the terms ‘Lego Head’ and ‘Fu**ing C**t’…

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Here’s hoping that his next job is in the Premier League…

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The pound-for-pound king is replaced on UFC 187

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Why so Siri-ous?

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Game Of Thrones fans will be bracing themselves after one of the show’s stars, Alfie Allen, had some chilling words to say about the new series. The actor, who plays the part of Theon Greyjoy in the hit series, warned that fans ‘aren’t going to be happy’ about certain scenes that are yet to air. If they’re cancelling […]

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Voting. You know you want to…

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