Big brother Apple is watching you

11 years ago

Who said that Germans don’t have a sense of humour? Bastian Schweinsteiger’s older brother Tobias is proving that old stereotype foolish as he tweeted at half-time of Manchester United’s trip to Leicester this weekend. Jamie Vardy had opened the scoring for the Foxes, breaking Ruud van Nistelrooy’s record in the process, before the younger of […]

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It’s not even fair…

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Tyson Fury and Wladimir Klitschko are set for their long-awaited heavyweight title fight in Dusseldorf. There have been suggestions that the bout could be called off following disputes over gloves and canvas, but at the time of writing it’s all systems go. For those of you hoping to tune in, here’s all you need to […]

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Here you… oh

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For so long it was a question of Ronaldo or Messi – who reigned supreme as the best player in the world? Now, more and more, the debate is switching to whether Neymar is on the verge of surpassing Cristiano Ronaldo as the second best footballer on the planet, after the undisputed Lionel Messi. https://twitter.com/FCBarcelonaFl/status/667466088041439236 […]

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Rafa Benitez has identified a player from his ex-club to bolster his Real Madrid side in January – but it’s not Philippe Coutinho, Roberto Firmino or Emre Can. Instead a slightly less heralded Liverpool player is in the under pressure Spaniard’s sights – 23-year-old left-back Alberto Moreno. Wing-back Marcelo is currently the first-choice option at the Santiago […]

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Easy, right?

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Rumours of a Manchester United bid for Bayern Munich’s Thomas Muller did the rounds on a number of occasions last summer. With the Angel Di Maria episode fresh in supporters’ minds, the idea of the club throwing ridiculous sums of money at a deal wasn’t so far-fetched. Actually landing the German international was another matter entirely […]

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It’s official, the I’m A Celebrity camp has become a toxic place. They’re hungry and tired and whereas before they smiled through gritted teeth about another rice supper, things have turned more venomous than the snakes lurking in the grass. Lady C’s inability to do a single bushtucker trial is a huge annoyance and, coupled with […]

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We can only imagine the awkward conversation this mother had with her son after discovering his fleshlight…with a little help from Twitter. @PattyParsonsPat was a little confused after finding this instrument stuck on her son’s bathroom wall, so asked Twitter what it was… CJ is the only on to use the downstairs bathroom and I went […]

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King of the swingers

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Celtic’s defeat to Ajax will have been disappointing to their supporters, but one of their former favourites reminded them there are worse things than watching your team lose a game of football. John Hartson was in attendance for the match and was accompanied by former Rangers player, Fernando Ricksen. The 39-year-old Dutchman has been battling […]

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No matter what he does in career, Daniel Radcliffe will always be Harry Potter to us. So you can imagine our worry when in an interview with Playboy (which we swear was the only thing we looked at), Radcliffe admitted that he began playing with his wand at a “very early” stage. Unfortunately for the actor, […]

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It’s hard not to feel some sympathy for referees at times because they get so much abuse from the terraces over their perceived poor performances. This incident in Spain might have topped the lot, as a player was sitting in the stands at the time , but he felt the officials’ performance was bad enough for him to […]

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Manchester’s largest Christmas Market has been evacuated by police following a security scare. Police evacuated Albert Square, in front of the city’s town hall, after receiving a 999 call at 4.50am regarding safety at the Christmas Markets. It was claimed a suspicious package had been found at the scene which had to be investigated to make there […]

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A bright future awaits Jack Garratt after winning the BRITs 2016 Critics’ Choice Award. The singer beat off stiff competition from Izzy Bizu and Frances among other names to be selected for the honour. He said: “I am so humbled to have received this year’s BRITs Critics’ Choice Award. To have been nominated alongside Frances […]

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On a scale of 1-10 of being p*ssed off, Idris Elba is at 10 on the subject of James Bond. The actor, who has been tipped to be the next 007, would really like it if we all quit quizzing him about the franchise. “I’m so done talking about James Bond,” he said. “It will […]

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We all remember in Shawshank Redemption when Brooks and Red are released into the world after decades locked away. Well, this is the real life version. Otis Johnson spent 44 years in prison for the attempted murder of a police officer. He was incarcerated when he was 25 and released at the age of 69. This […]

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It might not even be December yet, but ’tis the season as far as Snapchat Discover is concerned. The app’s discover feature is about to welcome its first ever ‘holiday-themed’ channel, from media company Brit + Co, just in case you’re the sort of person who starts their Christmas countdown a month ahead of time. […]

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You know it’s getting bad when…

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It’s not often we write about Justin Bieber, he doesn’t need the publicity. It’s rare that we listen to his music at JOE HQ too, unless we’re given an exclusive cover like this one from All Tvvins. The Dublin duo sent us this footage of them performing Bieber’s hit Where Are Ü Now, which we have […]

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‘I’m A Celeb, get me the f*ck out of here!’

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The number of football banning orders has dropped in England and Wales. According to a report in the Daily Mirror, there were a total of 2,181 active banning orders in England and Wales between September 4 2014 and September 8 2015. This figure represents a four percent drop from 2013-14 and is the fourth consecutive […]

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Manchester United fans might be nervous about facing Leicester City this weekend, and with good cause. The Foxes have the Premier League’s most in-form goalscorer in Jamie Vardy, and the England international has a chance to break Ruud van Nistelrooy’s record of scoring in 10 successive top-flight games. We’re only one third of the way […]

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An interesting software update

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Supermarket chain Aldi has released a spoof of the John Lewis Christmas ad, and though it’s short and sweet, it’s certain to give you a giggle. People across the country reckon they were in tears when the the John Lewis version landed, but this new promo from Aldi features our favourite man on the moon with a […]

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Who’s your money on?

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Tuesday marked the tenth anniversary of George Best’s passing. The Manchester United legend – widely regarded as one of the best players that these shores have ever produced – died on November 25, 2005. He was 59 years old. By way of a tribute, it was decided amongst the Old Trafford faithful that they would […]

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Hello indeed

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Gareth Bale has reportedly packed in his hobby of driving around in supercars because of the damage it does to his hamstrings. The Real Madrid star was part of an exclusive rental club in the UK which leased him a new vehicle every time he returned to the country. But Bale, who has occasionally struggled […]

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It’s never fun to have your stuff stolen, but Christmas is probably the worst time to find you’ve had your phone or wallet pinched. That’s why stage performer Lee Thompson has teamed up with Nationwide Building Society to warn members of the public just how easy it is for thieves to take advantage. The video […]

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As Arsenal fans will gladly tell you Wojciech Szczesny isn’t always the best at decision-making, and the keeper perhaps misjudged the mood following Roma’s 6-1 thrashing against Barcelona on Tuesday. The Poland international, who’s on loan for the season in Rome, lauded Barca’s quality in his post-match interview saying they were “beautiful to watch”. That’s […]

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Always losing your valuables? Fear not, it happens to the best of us. But thankfully help is at hand in the form of neuroscientistDaniel Levitin, who has devised a handy way of ensuring you never forget your phone, keys and wallet ever again. After locking himself out of the house in freezingtemperatures in Canada, Levitin decided he’d […]

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Artistic flair

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It’s brightened up their days

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How have we not seen this before?

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Christmas telly…

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Will Smith has been married to Jada Pinkett Smith for 18 years – which is a lifetime in Hollywood. Two of the pair’s children, Willow and Jaden, have even followed in their parents’ footsteps in starting their own music and acting careers. But he’s admitted it hasn’t been easy. In fact, he’s says his marriage has been […]

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Idris Elba has many strings to his bow – actor, producer, DJ, and has now unveiled he’s pretty handy with a felt tip pen too. Okay, perhaps just a doodler. The Luther star scribbled this industrial drawing when he was on a press tour and posted on Instagram. What do you think? Stick to the […]

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En Garde

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Untouchable

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Arsenal desperately needed a victory against Dinamo Zagreb to keep their Champions League hopes alive, and they didn’t disappoint in an emphatic 3-0 win at the Emirates Stadium. There were doubts before kick-off about whether Gunners fans still care about this year’s competition after their poor showings so far… Never seen the Emirates so empty. Feels like […]

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No chance

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Sad to see Bill Murray top this particular chart

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‘Impossible’

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Lionel Messi is back in Barcelona’s starting line-up and back on the scoresheet after his two-month injury absence. Barca’s talisman returned from the bench in the 4-0 drubbing of Real Madrid on Saturday but was deemed fit to start in Tuesday’s clash at home to Roma. And it certainly looks like he’s made a full […]

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Top of the table clash

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BT Sport accidentally broadcast the wrong edit for their coverage of Barcelona versus AS Roma on Tuesday night – including a practice take. Reshmin Chowdhury had just pre-recorded a VT from the Nou Camp touchline, which was due to be used as and when the studio were ready for it. The recording included a first take that Chowdhury wasn’t […]

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Arsenal need to win to keep alive hopes of making it out of this year’s Champions League group stage. A defeat at home to Dinamo Zagreb would be a huge upset, and would also bring about an unwanted Champions League first for an English club. As pointed out by Sky Sports, a loss would make […]

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