Footballer attempts to hit linesman with his penis

It's hard not to feel some sympathy for referees at times because they get so much abuse from the terraces over their perceived poor performances.

This incident in Spain might have topped the lot, as a player was sitting in the stands at the time , but he felt the officials' performance was bad enough for him to attempt to hit the linesman with his penis. No, you didn't read that wrong. Unsurprisingly the authorities intervened, and Marca report that the player in question faces one year away from football.