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  • Thomas Markle responds to Meghan and Harry interview: ‘I never played naked pool or dressed up like Hitler’

    Thomas Markle responds to Meghan and Harry interview: ‘I never played naked pool or dressed up like Hitler’

    The comment was a reference to Harry wearing a Nazi uniform to a fancy dress party Meghan Markle’s father, Thomas, gave an exclusive interview with Good Morning Britain following the British television premiere of Meghan and Prince Harry’s interview with Oprah Winfrey on Monday night. Speaking to hosts Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid, Markle’s estranged father, who […]

    5 years ago

  • Trailer shows Bridget Jones’s Diary reimagined as a chilling horror flick

    Trailer shows Bridget Jones’s Diary reimagined as a chilling horror flick

    This is Bridget Jones, as you’ve never seen it before When you think of the Bridget Jones film franchise, you probably think of some lighthearted tales of a single woman, trying to navigate her way through the world of work and romance. The films resonated with people who saw examples of the reality of being a […]

    5 years ago

  • Cadbury is bringing out a limited edition Creme Egg flavoured beer

    Cadbury is bringing out a limited edition Creme Egg flavoured beer

    Only 3,000 cans of the drink will exist in the world Cadbury’s Creme Eggs are the first sign of Easter. Like seeing tinsel at increasingly early points in the year, the sight of Creme Eggs on shop shelves are as good a reminder as any that, yes, Easter is once again on its way. Now, […]

    5 years ago

  • Chris Hemsworth criticised for attending maskless party on social media

    Chris Hemsworth criticised for attending maskless party on social media

    The Hollywood star was pictured at an 80s-themed party Actor Chris Hemsworth has been criticised on social media after he posted photographs of himself and friends attending a 1980s-themed party in Australia. In photos uploaded to the Thor star’s Instagram account, he and his wife Elsa Pataky could be seen dressed in classic 80s garb and posing […]

    5 years ago

  • Premier League players must isolate for 10 days after European games

    Premier League players must isolate for 10 days after European games

    Crucially, the guidance allows players to train and compete New government guidance issued to Premier League clubs means players and staff returning from away fixtures in Europe will need to isolate for 10 days. The Athletic say that the 10-day period can, however, be halved provided an individual can return a negative Covid-19 test after […]

    5 years ago

  • Almost 1,000 homeless deaths recorded in the UK in 2020, social justice group says

    Almost 1,000 homeless deaths recorded in the UK in 2020, social justice group says

    The figure has risen by over a third compared to the previous year Nearly 1,000 homeless deaths were recorded across the United Kingdom in 2020, a social justice group has said, a significant increase on the previous year’s figure. The Museum of Homelessness‘ Dying Homeless Project recorded a total of 976 deaths across England and […]

    5 years ago

  • Confident Everton fan records song vowing Liverpool will be thrashed in derby

    Confident Everton fan records song vowing Liverpool will be thrashed in derby

    We think (we hope) at least some of this is tongue-in-cheek First things first, we have no idea how serious this is. Because of that, we’ll leave any opinions to you, dear reader. What we will say is, given recent events, you probably wouldn’t blame Evertonians for being slightly more optimistic ahead of this weekend’s […]

    5 years ago

  • Wanted man hands himself in as he’d rather spend lockdown in jail than at home

    Wanted man hands himself in as he’d rather spend lockdown in jail than at home

    The man explained he would rather be back in prison than with the people he was living with If we’re totally honest, there can’t be many of us who can say they’ve breezed through this lockdown thing without feeling the strain. The novelty of not having to leave the house unless we absolutely had to […]

    5 years ago

  • Covid-19: Study finds Pfizer/BioNTech offers up to 85% efficacy after first dose

    Covid-19: Study finds Pfizer/BioNTech offers up to 85% efficacy after first dose

    Good news There’s not been an awful lot of good news around in recent weeks but – and we say this with caution – it does seem that things are gradually looking up. While the vaccine continues to be rolled out on these shores, a new study from Israel has concluded that Pfizer/BioNTech’s jab is […]

    5 years ago

  • WATCH: The moment NASA Mars Rover Perseverance touches down

    WATCH: The moment NASA Mars Rover Perseverance touches down

    Joyous scenes in the NASA control room History was made on Thursday as NASA Mars Rover Perseverance successfully landed on the red planet. The space agency landed the robot close to Mars’ equator inside a deep crater known as Jezero at 20:55 GMT. Early indications claimed the spacecraft was functioning well after its arrival, sparking […]

    5 years ago

  • Tokyo 2020 president who said women talk too much replaced by a woman

    Tokyo 2020 president who said women talk too much replaced by a woman

    Seiko Hashimoto has stepped into the role following Yoshiro Mori’s resignation Seiko Hashimoto has been appointed as the new president for the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games, after her predecessor resigned after facing fierce criticism for sexist comments. 83-year-old Yoshiro Mori initially said he would not be leaving his position after being quoted as saying women […]

    5 years ago

  • Ian Wright says he is embarrassed by sexist abuse received by female pundits

    Ian Wright says he is embarrassed by sexist abuse received by female pundits

    “They’ve made me up my game” Ian Wright says he is embarrassed at the sexist abuse received by female football pundits. The former Arsenal and England striker, who has appeared regularly in punditry roles since his retirement, told the Game Changers podcast that the professionalism of the female pundits he has worked alongside in recent […]

    5 years ago

  • Bill Gates: Wealthy countries should eat ‘100% synthetic beef’

    Bill Gates: Wealthy countries should eat ‘100% synthetic beef’

    “You can get used to the taste difference” Bill Gates wants us to eat synthetic meat, to help save the world. The Microsoft co-founder has a new book out, How to Avoid a Climate Disaster, and has been on the publicity trail to promote its release. In an interview with MIT Technology Review, Gates spoke about […]

    5 years ago

  • Police investigated for sharing offensive George Floyd Valentine’s card

    Police investigated for sharing offensive George Floyd Valentine’s card

    The photo reportedly features an image of Floyd with the words “you take my breath away” written across it A group of police officers in Los Angeles are being investigated for allegedly sharing an image styled as a Valentine’s card which mocked George Floyd. Reports say that a photo featuring Floyd had the words “you […]

    5 years ago

  • Dancing on Ice cancelled this week because of too many injuries

    Dancing on Ice cancelled this week because of too many injuries

    Ice skating is dangerous ITV celebrity skating competition Dancing on Ice will not air a new episode this week because too many of the contestants are injured or unwell. Jason Donovan is the latest star to succumb to injury, after missing last week’s show with an injured back. TV presenter Denise Van Outen, comedian Rufus Hound […]

    5 years ago

  • Bring back Eat Out To Help Out after lockdown, say Deliveroo

    Bring back Eat Out To Help Out after lockdown, say Deliveroo

    The scheme was used 100 million times back in August Take out food giant Deliveroo, along with 300 restaurants, has urged the government to bring back the Eat Out To Help Out scheme when lockdown lifts. The group said that many hospitality businesses were “under immense financial pressure,” and that extra help was needed to […]

    5 years ago

  • Framing Britney Spears available to watch on British TV from February 16th

    Framing Britney Spears available to watch on British TV from February 16th

    It’s the most talked about documentary of the year to date The New York Times documentary Framing Britney Spears is one of the most talked about television events of the year so far, and has restarted the discussion in the wider media about not only Britney Spears’ conservatorship under her father, but also the media’s treatment of […]

    5 years ago

  • Liverpool fans furious at VAR call which triggered their Leicester collapse

    Liverpool fans furious at VAR call which triggered their Leicester collapse

    Liverpool’s miserable run of form continues After last week’s mauling by Manchester City, some might have thought Jurgen Klopp’s men were on course to bounce back with a win at high-flying Leicester on Saturday. They deservedly took the lead in the second half through Mo Salah only to experience a spectacular collapse to lose the […]

    5 years ago

  • Richard Bacon denies snorting cocaine off Blue Peter tortoise

    Richard Bacon denies snorting cocaine off Blue Peter tortoise

    Quite the headline, that Richard Bacon, the former Blue Peter presenter, has denied the urban legend that he once snorted cocaine off the shell of one of the children’s show’s tortoises. Bacon joined the show in 1997, but was dismissed 19 months later after reports claimed he had used Class A drugs. The 45-year-old was […]

    5 years ago

  • 7.1-magnitude earthquake hits off Japanese coast, near Fukushima

    7.1-magnitude earthquake hits off Japanese coast, near Fukushima

    The tremor struck late on Saturday night, local time An earthquake with a magnitude of 7.1 has struck off the coast of the Japanese coast, the Japan Meteorological Agency has confirmed. The tremor’s epicentre was off the coast of Fukushima and struck at 23:13 JMT (14:13 GMTR). Though a tsunami warning has not been issued, […]

    5 years ago

  • Covid-19: Experts warn UK faces surge in cases if restrictions lifted early

    Covid-19: Experts warn UK faces surge in cases if restrictions lifted early

    Government are being urged not to lift restrictions prematurely Experts have urged caution from the government regarding the relaxing of current lockdown restrictions, warning that lifting measures prematurely could result in the UK facing another surge of cases which could overburden the NHS. According to Steven Riley of the Spi-M modelling group, which have been […]

    5 years ago

  • Covid-19: Kent variant predicted to become world’s most dominant strain

    Covid-19: Kent variant predicted to become world’s most dominant strain

    The strain has been found in over 50 different countries since it was first detected in Kent in September 2020 The coronavirus variant first identified in Kent is predicted to be the most dominant strain in the world. Professor Sharon Peacock, from the University of Cambridge – the head of the UK’s genetic surveillance programme […]

    5 years ago

  • Jurgen Klopp’s mum Elisabeth dies, with Liverpool manager unable to attend funeral

    Jurgen Klopp’s mum Elisabeth dies, with Liverpool manager unable to attend funeral

    Desperately sad news Jurgen Klopp’s mother, Elisabeth, has died aged 81. Paying tribute to her in German newspaper, Schwarzwaelder Bote, the Liverpool manager said: “She meant everything to me. “She was a real mum in the best sense of the word. As a devout Christian, I know she is in a better place now.” Klopp has […]

    5 years ago

  • Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid tear into hospitals charging NHS staff £500 for parking

    Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid tear into hospitals charging NHS staff £500 for parking

    “Absolutely disgusting” Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid have criticised a hospital trust for charging its staff over £500 a year for parking within the grounds of their workplace during the Covid-19 pandemic. A report from the Mirror highlighted how, despite a government pledge to fund hospitals so that parking fees could be temporarily scrapped for […]

    5 years ago

  • Brexit “considerably worse” than expected, says JD Sports chairman

    Brexit “considerably worse” than expected, says JD Sports chairman

    “The new system and red tape just slows down efficiency” The chairman of JD Sports has admitted that Brexit has been “considerably worse” than he anticipated. Peter Cowgill explained in an interview given to the BBC that new UK-EU trade regulations, which came into effect at the start of the year, and delays in shipping […]

    5 years ago

  • Pharmacist jailed for ordering surplus drugs at Boots to sell to illegal dealers

    Pharmacist jailed for ordering surplus drugs at Boots to sell to illegal dealers

    The 28-year-old is estimated to have made over £5,000 A pharmacist has been jailed after being caught ordering surplus supplies of drugs through his workplace and selling them on to illegal dealers. For a period of nine months, Hussnen Abbas systematically ordered extra amounts of tranquilisers, later distributing them to friends who would sell them […]

    5 years ago

  • Pure Gym urges public to sign petition in support of reopening of gyms

    Pure Gym urges public to sign petition in support of reopening of gyms

    “The focus this time must be on health and wellbeing and getting people active” Pure Gym, one of the largest fitness chains in the country, has urged the British public to sign a petition for the reopening of gyms across the UK. In a message sent out to all members and shared on their social […]

    5 years ago

  • Campaign launched to erect a statue of Captain Sir Tom Moore at Trafalgar Square

    Campaign launched to erect a statue of Captain Sir Tom Moore at Trafalgar Square

    “It would take approximately eight weeks to make a statue, so in that time there’s plenty of chance for people to watch the sculpture actually being made and plenty of time to find a prominent site” A campaign has been launched to install a statue of Captain Sir Tom Moore at the Fourth Plinth in […]

    5 years ago

  • QUIZ: Can you name these countries on a map?

    QUIZ: Can you name these countries on a map?

    Are you a geography nerd? Everyone likes a good geography quiz. And here is one. It is incredibly simple, but often the best quizzes are. We are going to give you 15 maps of different continents, with a country highlighted in yellow. And you just have to tell us what country it is. Obviously, they […]

    5 years ago

  • Man City eye Romelu Lukaku and Danny Ings as potential Aguero replacements

    Man City eye Romelu Lukaku and Danny Ings as potential Aguero replacements

    Guardiola is expected to add at least one striker in the summer Manchester City might have taken a giant leap towards winning the Premier League title back from Liverpool on Sunday afternoon, but their 4-1 win at Anfield came without a recognised striker in their ranks. That, though, is likely to be something Pep Guardiola […]

    5 years ago

  • Visibly annoyed Jurgen Klopp snaps at reporter after simple question

    Visibly annoyed Jurgen Klopp snaps at reporter after simple question

    “I really think you should prepare your job a little bit better…” Oof. Jurgen. We get that you’re a bit upset at the way in which your team’s title defence is unravelling, but come on. Is there any need for this? After watching his side lose 4-1 at home to Manchester City on Sunday afternoon […]

    5 years ago

  • Tomas Soucek harshly sent off by Mike Dean after VAR review

    Tomas Soucek harshly sent off by Mike Dean after VAR review

    “What is he seeing there?” We regret to inform you that Mike Dean is at the centre of yet more VAR-related drama. Days after upsetting Southampton during their 9-0 pummelling at Old Trafford, the referee looked to be closing in on completing a relatively uneventful day’s work as Fulham and West Ham played out a […]

    5 years ago

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