
Johnny Marr denies David Cameron’s request for a gig ticket
Not this time Dave…
11 years ago
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Johnny Marr denies David Cameron’s request for a gig ticket
Not this time Dave…
11 years ago

Watch Jurgen Klopp slam dunk a mini basketball net as he fools around in the garden…
We all know by now that Jurgen Klopp is a bit of a character, and this video of the prospective new Liverpool manager only underlines that fact. The clip emerged on Twitter on Tuesday, and shows Klopp (or a remarkable lookalike) fooling around with his family in the garden. While his basketball skills might not come […]
11 years ago

Ecstatic Americans react to all-day breakfasts at McDonald’s
At last!
11 years ago

Does this tweet from Mario Balotelli show that he’d fancy an Anfield return under Klopp?
He may well be back at AC Milan, but Mario Balotelli is officially still a Liverpool player. Having moved to Anfield in 2014, the Italian endured a miserable season on Merseyside and was sent back to Milan on loan at the start of last month. With Brendan Rodgers’ sacking paving the way for Jurgen Klopp […]
11 years ago

This expert has some reassuring news about your penis size
What’s average?
11 years ago

There’s good news and bad news in Lionel Messi’s tax fraud case
Money matters…
11 years ago

Mancunian with no penis to undergo operation to make one out of his arm (Video)
This guy is very brave for coming out about an embarrassing condition. Andrew Wardle from Manchester was born with bladder exstrophy, an abnormality which required urgent surgery at the age of one. Although the operation was a success, it left him with no penis. He has lived with the secret for 40 years, but now there is real […]
11 years ago

The Fresh Prince is making a return to music (Video)
It’s been 10 years too long. For anyone growing up in the ’90s, the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff were the coolest side of a giant musical pillow. Well, thankfully for all us nostalgia lovers, Will Smith is taking a break from being a Hollywood superstar to record new music. The I Am Legend […]
11 years ago

Idiot motorcyclist caught texting with both hands during motorway chase (Video)
Mobile menace…
11 years ago

Watch Quentin Tarantino in one of the weirdest ads you’ll ever see (Video)
An oldie, but a goodie. Listen, this was released a few years back but we think that far too many people haven’t seen it yet. We’ll give you the premise; It’s 2009, and the legendary Pulp Fiction and Hateful Eight director Quentin Tarantino is in Japan filming an ad for dog speakers. Even if you’ve stumbled across […]
11 years ago

Jimmy Kimmel demonstrates superhuman powers by walking on air live on TV (Video)
One of the fringe benefits of having your own show. You may have recently seen Malawian prophet Shepherd Bushiri “walking on air”. Well anything ol’ Bushiri can do, Jimmy Kimmel can… The host demonstrated his Dynamo-like ability to float in mid-air on Jimmy Kimmel Live. This is truly amazing and 100% the real deal, no […]
11 years ago

Watch Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger’s first trailer for new series ‘Vinyl’
“That’s rock n’ roll! It’s fast, it’s dirty, it smashes you over the head!” shouts Bobby Cannavale (Richie Finestra), a music executive trying to resurrect his record label. We’ve had the teaser, now here’s the first trailer for Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger’s drama series ‘Vinyl’, starring Jagger’s son James, who has been cast as […]
11 years ago

Daniel Craig: “I don’t give a f**k if the next James Bond is black”
Everyone has an opinion on who should be the next James Bond, but there are few which actually matter. One that is important, however, is Daniel Craig’s, and the current Bond has waded in on the race issue over who should play 007 next. Idris Elba has been named as a favourite to take on […]
11 years ago

Beard transplants have more than doubled since 2012
We’ve reached that stage in the evolution of mankind where financial irresponsibility and boyish chins have combined to make beard transplants a somehow lucrative market. It’s something we never anticipated, yet at the same time we probably should have always seen it coming. The New York Times reports that beard transplants made up 3.7% of hair […]
11 years ago

Facebook’s bold plan to deliver internet from space
To boldly go…
11 years ago

Instagram boss indicates that music will become “more dominant” on the app
Instagram boss Kevin Systrom has indicated that he expects music to play an “even more dominant role” on the app in the future. Systrom explained that he’s been surprised at the interest surrounding music-related content on the app. “We never knew music would take off in the way it did but now 25% of our […]
11 years ago

6 basic but vital tips to help you secure that dream job
There’s no question, job interviews can be intimidating. However, with the right preparation, some self-belief, and sticking to a few golden rules, you can land that dream job you’ve been looking for. Some of this sounds like common sense, but it’s amazing how far following all the basics will get you. Be on time This, at […]
11 years ago

Henry/Carragher p*sstakes are the best thing on the internet (Video)
All the LOLs
11 years ago

One awful statistic that Harry Kane will want to forget
Original gangster…
11 years ago

German manager made to sit with rival fans – and then they score (Video)
Dieter heckling…
11 years ago

One Real Madrid player is fed up with Rafa Benitez constantly substituting him
Are the natives getting restless at the Bernabeu? It does not take much for Real Madrid fans to lose patience, but it seems the players are less than satisfied with Rafael Benitez too. Karim Benzema scored his sixth La Liga goal of the season to give Real a 1-0 lead in the Madrid derby. But the […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville and Piers Morgan have made a bet in the wake of Arsenal’s victory over Man United
The sacking of Brendan Rodgers spared Manchester United a few negative headlines after their 3-0 humbling at the Emirates on Sunday. Three Arsenal goals in the opening 20 minutes were enough for the Gunners to leapfrog United into second place in the Premier League table – albeit on goal difference. Gary Neville, who was co-commentating […]
11 years ago

Tupac wrote an honest letter in prison about wanting a “new chapter” – now on sale for huge sum
Tupac Shakur wrote an emotional letter from prison which is going up for sale for £149,000. The rapper penned the note to editor Nina Bhadresher, who worked for Death Row Records, in 1995 while in jail on sexual assault charges in which he set out his intent to start a “new chapter” of his life. […]
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney shells out a fortune on a kitchen, even though he can’t cook
The much-discussed BBC documentary about Wayne Rooney is due to air on Monday night. Providing an in-depth look at the life of the man that recently became England’s all-time leading goal scorer, it’s been reported that Rooney reveals he can only cook one meal – beans on toast. Wife Coleen also confesses that she isn’t […]
11 years ago

Stoke City fans sprayed by fire extinguisher after annoying a barmaid (Video)
This didn’t really do much. We don’t know the finer details of this story, but we can assume that the fire extinguisher-wielding barmaid had reached the end of her tether with these vocal Stoke City fans. In an attempt to silence them, she empties the contents of the extinguisher all over them. Unfortunately from her […]
11 years ago

Watch Daniel Craig and Monica Bellucci make out in the video for Sam Smith’s Spectre song
The video for ‘Writing’s On The Wall’ shows James Bond doing one of the things he loves… Sam Smith made history at the weekend with the Spectre song being the first ever Bond theme to secure a number one with 70,000 combined sales and streams. Rather than explosive action, the video focuses more on 007’s […]
11 years ago

Alex Salmond banned from British Airways flight after staff failed to see funny side of his joke
Thank f**k he didn’t make a bomb gag…
11 years ago

Glastonbury 2016 tickets snapped up in 32 minutes
Here’s the proof it is still the best festival in the world – tickets to Glastonbury sold out in 32 minutes. More than 118,000 tickets were sold in less than half an hour on Sunday with music fans snapping up the chance to secure their place at Worthy Farm. A spokesperson said: “We have, once […]
11 years ago

The iPhone 6s has a strange bug that is really p*ssing everyone off
Very annoying…
11 years ago

Reports emerge from Spain about *another* Liverpool exit
This would be a big loss…
11 years ago

Watch Maradona leading the celebrations in the Argentina rugby team’s dressing room (Video)
Look at him go!
11 years ago

Twitter’s reaction to Brendan Rodgers’ sacking has been surprisingly mixed
Poor fella
11 years ago

Apparently wearing a girl’s thighs around your neck is fashion (Pics)
Whatever turns you on…
11 years ago

McManaman defends Rodgers and questions Klopp (Video)
Is he for real?
11 years ago

The odds on who will replace Brendan Rodgers at Liverpool
Who will it be?
11 years ago

This stat shows just how astonishingly bad Liverpool’s away form has been under Brendan Rodgers
Absolutely woeful…
11 years ago

When and where to watch each game on the mother of all Super Sundays
Get ready…
11 years ago

Watch Stephen Colbert’s heartfelt response to the Oregon tragedy (Video)
Brilliant…
11 years ago

This German is utterly baffled by England fans after rugby defeat (Video)
Culture clash
11 years ago

The damning pattern of England’s three national sports
Same old story…
11 years ago

Here’s some of the brutal online reaction as Chelsea lose again
Singing the blues…
11 years ago

Is he cracking up? Watch an angry Mourinho’s post-match interview (Video)
Is this the end?
11 years ago

The dramatic moment a cop saved a suicidal man’s life with a cigarette (Video)
Unbelievable…
11 years ago

This is why you should never take the p**s out of a hungry frog (Video)
iOwned…
11 years ago

Van Hooijdonk: ‘Celtic would challenge Europe’s best if they moved to the Premier League
Green and white van man…
11 years ago

Jonny Evans: Tony Pulis reminds me of Sir Alex Ferguson (Video)
Uncanny…
11 years ago

Watch the action-packed final trailer for Spectre (Video)
This. Looks. Incredible.
11 years ago

Amateur sports star invites Hollywood actress Margot Robbie to his awards ceremony
You can’t blame a man for trying. Irish hurlers might play one of the most dangerous games in the world, but they don’t get any financial reward due to the amateur status of the game. Instead, they play for the love of the sport and the hope that they can get paid in other ways. Jason […]
11 years ago

We wouldn’t mind being Miley Cyrus’ micro pig…
It’s a pig’s life…
11 years ago