Are you a FIFA shithouse? Every group of friends who play FIFA together has a shithouse in it. If you think your group doesn’t have one, you are probably the shithouse in your group. In all honesty though, if you are a FIFA shithouse, you more than likely know this already and, if anything, bask […]

6 years ago

If you know, you know Whenever a new FIFA game comes out, there’s always talk about new game modes. FIFA 20 saw the introduction of VOLTA, essentially a version of indoor football, featuring five-a-side teams which you could use to take on the AI or real people around the world. FIFA Ultimate Team remains EA Sports’ money maker and the […]

6 years ago

Working from home can be a slog If you work in an office or anywhere outside of your home, you come to associate your abode with a few things: relaxation, switching off, solitude, time to yourself, not being at work. The home is a safe haven from the pressures of the rat race and commuting, […]

6 years ago

The coronavirus outbreak is serious, so no fucking around Many people didn’t take the coronavirus outbreak seriously after news of the spread emerged. People continued to go out and about, but unfortunately that time is over, for now. Now things are weird, but also simple. We must not be dicks. We must be considerate. Our […]

6 years ago

How much do you know about Portugal’s biggest derby? FC Porto and Benfica are two of Portugal’s biggest and most successful teams, and their rivalry is an incredibly fierce one. But how much do we actually know about this rivalry? We travelled to Porto ahead of the most recent edition of O Classico courtesy of […]

6 years ago

Ever wanted to get into a prestigious school? All of us have thought of it at some point, haven’t we? What it’d be like to rub shoulders with some of the most intelligent students in the land, as well as those who didn’t get in but had their father call up the admission office insisting […]

6 years ago

It’s never been better to be a vegan As veganism becomes more and more popular across the world, multinational food conglomerates and fast food chains are realising the value of cashing in on the demand for meat-free junk. Why should meat eaters get all the fun of eating nutrition-free food when all of us, be […]

6 years ago

The United States and Iran look set for conflict After the United States took the decision to assassinate Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, they escalated tensions with the Iranian regime in a manner that many expected. Throughout the entirety of the current presidency, Donald Trump has made it clear that stripping back Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal was […]

6 years ago

Where does the north begin? We may argue a lot of things in this life. Politics, sport, culture, which foot to put your sock on first, whether you should put the tea bag into your mug before or after your milk, whether the moon is made of cheese, whether we should be allowed to marry […]

6 years ago

What is a Wigan Kebab? Or a pey wet? These are all good questions and may not make sense to you unless you frequent or are from Wigan in Greater Manchester. Every region in every country has their own delicacies which delight and confuse in equal measure. London (east, in particular) is famously fond of jellied […]

6 years ago

Tired of losing games? Tired of putting any actual effort into winning games? Tired of playing FIFA like it’s real football? Well we’ve got a solution for you. Instead of using the controller to press X and wiggle the stick to score goals, why not try another tactic? Why not try being a massive dickhead instead? It’s […]

7 years ago

We all know people who play FIFA like this

8 years ago