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08th Jun 2020

How to be a true FIFA dickhead

Joe Gilmore

Are you a FIFA shithouse?

Every group of friends who play FIFA together has a shithouse in it. If you think your group doesn’t have one, you are probably the shithouse in your group.

In all honesty though, if you are a FIFA shithouse, you more than likely know this already and, if anything, bask in the knowledge of it. That’s because being a shithouse in this game is one of the funnest ways of playing it.

Sure, you can play it like a regular human being who doesn’t want to use every bit of energy purely to infuriate your opponents into rage quitting, but where’s the fun in that?

This is your guide on how to be the ultimate FIFA shithouse.