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Published 21:45 8 Jul 2018 BST
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Simon argues his case particularly eloquently:
"No more potato-faced geriatric connoisseur idiots screaming into a TV camera because the fans have the audacity to react to a terrible performance by giving the team both barrels.
"No more team talks where the players can't help but take the piss because the boss looks like an owl.
"Gareth, Sir Gareth, you have managed to briefly take our minds away from Brexit, the heatwave and Pat Phelan, and for this you deserve this most prestigious of honours. A true sportsman, a true gentleman."
At the time of writing the petition is on 800 signatures which is pathetic, quite frankly. Let's get behind our Gaz. Let's get him a knighthood.
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