JOE's 5-Word News: McDonald's, Clinton, Footy, Snipper, Pacquiao
A junior city trader was forced to scoff 8 McDonald's quarter pounder burgers on his first day.
Hillary Clinton fancies a stab at being President of the United States of America.
Everyone's favourite terror group ISIS have formed their own jihadi 5-a-side league.
Man United boss Louis Van Gaal had a personal message for his wife's City-supporting snipper.
Manny Pacquiao's preparations for the Mayweather superfight have gone so well he has released this charming song.