JOE’s 5-Word News: Asteroid, Armadillo, Chimp, Crack, Munich

Asteroid

We don't mean to alarm you, but there's an asteroid the size of the Statue of Liberty heading this way.

Armadillo

American man discovers the pitfalls of shooting armadillos, by accidentally hitting his mother-in-law with a bouncing bullet.

Chimp

Chimp knocks a drone out the sky with a big stick in a worrying Planet of The Apes development.

Crack

Hippy Crack, that is. And Raheem Sterling has allegedly been inhaling it before a big game.

Munich

City fans seem to have been filmed singing about the Munich Air Disaster.