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Published 10:55 18 Jul 2017 BST
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The point I am meandering my way towards is that no matter how you voted in the referendum, none of us are looking great coming out of this, so let’s just accept it for what it is, a bit of a mistake and now we’re stuck with it. It’s the political equivalent of getting a tattoo whilst drunk. It may have seemed like a good idea, but now we are stuck with it and everyone thinks you look like a prick.
Second, how to argue with someone on the other side to you. The best way to do this is whilst drunk, with as little information as possible, and possibly stood outside a train station in the nude.
This is the only way to properly convey your emotions on the matter. Another option is to make sure you have an England flag as your avatar on which ever social media site you are using, and to then misspell your argument as many times as you can in one status update.
You get extra points for using the words ‘traitors’, ‘the will of the people’ or ‘take our country back’. It is imperative at this point to make sure you overreact as much as you can to any form of criticism, go big or go home, cover your house in pictures of Nigel Farage, tell a croissant to fuck off, call your first child FREEDOM.
So what is the best way to survive in Brexit Britain?
Is it to not let it get to you? To blindly not worry and hope things will just kind of work themselves out? Kinda yeah.
There isn’t much else we can do at this point (except cancelling Brexit which would make so much more sense but us Brits are too stubborn to admit we may have been wrong about anything).
So I suggest we all get a nice cup of tea, put the TV on (not the news) and try to forget about the current political climate of our little weird island. (This is a lie, we will all still be really angry but at least we will have tea).‘Amazing’ air cooler drops to under £40 ahead of the next UK heatwave
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