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12th Dec 2016

27 of the most WTF things that happened in 2016

It's been a wild year.

Alex Finnis

1. An Australian man got bitten on the penis by a spider for the SECOND TIME. The same man. On his same penis.

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Image: BBC

2. Some Russian dude took a shit right in the middle of a supermarket. Just dropped his kecks right there and did it.

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Image: YouTube

3. And if that wasn’t enough, this guy pissed into a supermarket freezer in Stockport.

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Image: YouTube

4. This uni lecturer gave literally zero fucks about taking his job seriously.

5. A little boy found a message in a bottle, but it was just from two blokes off their heads on drugs.

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Image: Twitter

6. This girl got pissed and decided to drunk text Gatwick Airport. Not even she knows why.

https://twitter.com/annievicvic/status/780884748205977600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

7. This idiot seagull fell into a massive vat of curry and dyed itself orange.

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Image: Vale Wildlife Hospital

8. This guy made a really great first impression at his new uni.

9. Although this is nowhere near as bad as the bloke who accidentally texted his mum THIS on a night out.

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Image: Twitter: @charlieclarkee_

10. We found out that Noel Gallagher is possibly the greatest troll of all time.

11. Someone discovered these extremely genuine Ralph Lauren polos.

12. Princess Beatrice accidentally sliced open Ed Sheeran’s face while trying to fake-knight James Blunt. Yeah. I know.

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Image: The Sun

13. A duck broke the land speed record.

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Image: Twitter: @scootertooter7

14. Someone paid for a plane seat for their burger cushion.

15. There was an anti-Trump protest on Club Penguin. Yep, Club Penguin.

https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/797931201717673985

16. Remember this man who took a picture with the person who hijacked an EgyptAir flight? Somehow that happened this year.

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Image: Twitter: @Journo_Paul

17. There were loads of crabs on the subway in New York. Just loads and loads of crabs.

https://twitter.com/HelloCVH/status/749645446163955712

18. Some bloke did away with sweets and gave out rotisserie chickens to trick or treaters on Halloween.

https://twitter.com/cosmogyr/status/793398008272523266

19. Someone, somewhere, for some reason, decided to make a life-size LEGO man with human skin.

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Image: YouTube

20. This family called a plumber round, and long story short, he absolutely fucked them.

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Image: Twitter

21. A total genius pranked their mate by printing out their boarding pass on A1 paper.

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Image: Twitter: @_aimeeconnolly

22. Northamptonshire Police were on the lookout for this very inconspicuous criminal.

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Image: Twitter: @NorthantsPolice

23. This cinema kind of fucked up their display really quite a lot.

https://twitter.com/BasedLaRock/status/768577125594963968

24. A random bloke wore this, a onesie covered in pictures of nothing but close-ups of Bernie Sanders’ face.

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Image: Twitter: @gregbrown

25. A woman printed out 15 pages worth of Facebook comments and took them on the subway with her to read, like a book.

26. ASOS kept delivering people ridiculously long pairs of jeans.

27. And a kid went snorkelling in a fountain in Nottingham town centre.

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Image: Twitter: @bethhsharples

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