If you're 7ft tall, have a suit and are heading to America any time soon you might want to try this ruse.
Free booze, parties, fame and even a pierced nipple will be yours.
This is exactly what happened when Elite Daily writer (and professional tall guy) Connor Toole pretended he got drafted in the NBA.
He donned a suit, cap and shades and headed down to the Barclays Centre to masquerade as a basketball star.
His disguise seemed to work like a charm. He posed for photos, signed autographs and then went and got a*seholed around New York City with his adoring new fans as the newest member of the Utah Jazz.
If there's a sport where short, chubby blokes rule, let us know please...
https://youtu.be/HsvaQR9hKDI
H/T Elite Daily
