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29th Sep 2015

Man shoots own penis and tells police a ‘black guy’ did it

Stupid AND racist...


There’s nothing like assassinating your own cock to bring out your racist side.

Donald Watson, a 43-year-old from South Dakota, is not a nice man, penis or no penis.

He was rushed to hospital with a gunshot to his private parts, and told police that he’d been the victim of an attempted mugging by a ‘black guy’, whilst putting out his bins.

Except he wasn’t. He’d actually been the victim of his stupidity by literally shooting his load in the worst kind of blow job.

During police investigations, a witness told them that he’d heard screams of pain coming from Watson’s apartment in the early hours of the morning.

After searching Watson’s abode and discovering bullet fragments on his bed, the officers interviewed the ‘victim’ again.

This time he admitted that he’d been examining the gun, placed it in his pocket and the shooter discharged on the shaft of his member.

Watson was then arrested on charges of unlawful possession of a firearm, and the false report of a crime.