There comes a time in everybody's life where they simply need to get something out of their system. Be it a spot of flatulence, a remark about your coworker's coffee breath or a few lines of an Adele song, some things meander their way out of our bodies before we've had time to stop them.
Today's nonsense involves taking the script from 50 Shades of Grey and adding the subtitles to still images from our beloved Rosie and Jim. It's unnecessary, it's unwholesome and it's borderline offensive, but I needed to do it.
Here are the fruits of my unnecessary labour.
Images via ITV / Ragdoll Productions
