1. For your one-night stand:
2. If you’ve done something wrong:
3. For the long-term relationships:
4. If one of you is definitely the evil one:
5. If you have low expectations:
6. For a blind date:
7. For the cat-loving couple:
8. For that special someone you met across a crowded room:
9. For if you’ve panic-bought a terrible present:
10. If you’re punching above your weight:
11. If you’re prepared to be broken up with:
12. For the couple that lives to eat:
13. If they blow your mind:
14. For no one. Ever:
