Just a little hit of PCP… Premium Cable Package.
Plot’s it all about?
This is the plot to the movie, according to Mister Reynolds himself:
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
While they’re being pretty hush hush about the actual plot of the movie itself (unless the above proves to be accurate, in which case… amazing), but whatever it is, it involves the time-travelling half-mutant half-cyborg Cable (Josh Brolin), and it probably figures into the end of the world as we know it.
There are so many great bits in here that it is hard to pick our favourite, but an obvious highlight is Deadpool playing with a Toy Deadpool, and pretending he is actually Woody from Toy Story (“Reach for the skyyyyyyyy!”), before diving crotch first at Cable’s face.
We are totally on board for this.
By the way, you’ll notice we’re calling it Deadpool 2, but it doesn’t actually have an official title yet. Don’t be surprised if it ends up with some dirty pun title that has something to do with penises by the time it actually arrives in your local cinema.
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Eddie Marsan, Zazie Beetz, Brianna Hildebrand.
Directed by: David Leitch (John Wick, Atomic Blonde)
Release date: 16 May 2018