Okay, you really have to see this creepy-ass video that’s sweeping the internet

Hi stranger, it's been a while.

Hey, how's it going? How's your day been? All good? Everything all happy and cosy up there? All well-adjusted and shit? Well boy, have we got a video that you need to see! It's called Hi Stranger. Its 2:42 seconds long and almost defies explanation. It's weirdness distilled. It's a plasticine nightmare. It will make your skin crawl in a way you can't quite understand. You're going to want a shower after watching it. Watched? Alright, fuck. Sorry, but you had to see that shit. The video was written, directed, and animated by Kirsten Lepore, with the toe-curling voice provided by Garrett Davis, and it's basically going to be haunting your dreams for the next few nights. So, what's the worst thing about it? Is it the not-quite-one-not-quite-the-other androgynous nature of the big-butted Morph? Is it the fact that all the time its drawing you you're wondering 'is it really drawing me?' Is it the way it lays there prone, almost inviting you in? Or is it the fact that you kinda like it?