The quote of the episode
Are you ever watching something on TV and you just start thinking "imagine if there were aliens and they landed on Earth and this is what they found..."? Well, imagine if it was
Love Island. All of humanities achievements - through science and art and philosophy - and they discover this. This is what we are judged on.
There are no words.
Still, it is popular. And it's pretty good TV, isn't it? It's hard to deny that tonight's episode gave us some pretty hilarious moments - the pick of the bunch being Dani and the non-pair-up-dude Adam discussing the kind of girl Danny Dyer's eponymous daughter is.
“You’re the forbidden fruit,” Adam so eloquently described her.
To which Dani replied: “Maybe I’m a banana.”
Which got the reaction you would expect on Twitter...
https://twitter.com/jasmine_hugo/status/1003745484924702721
https://twitter.com/CLKA1218/status/1003745630098018305
https://twitter.com/brookebellamys/status/1003745580252827649
https://twitter.com/laurencullivan/status/1003745539933065216
https://twitter.com/TrippleO_x/status/1003745709269581827
https://twitter.com/__Anastazia__/status/1003745787820564480
The new series will be the
longest running ever and has had new regulations introduced, including a ban on
smoking on camera and a set of
"sex rules."
As well as cracking up over Dani, people on social media couldn't
believe the resemblance between Kendall and another Love Island girl and
a successor to Chris Hughes was appointed. A big opening night if ever there was one.
As I probably don't need to tell you, the show continues on ITV2 at 9pm tomorrow.
