Chris Pratt’s brilliant preemptive apology

Chris Pratt expressed his sincere regret and sorrow...about something he hasn't done yet.

The likeable star of Guardians of the Galaxy is about to embark on a gruelling world press tour for Jurassic World, and took the preemptive step of saying soz for any gaffes. In a brilliant post on his Facebook page, Pratt requested kind pardon for forthcoming brainfarts. "I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the ‪#‎JurassicWorld‬ press tour...I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s)," posted the sarcy star of the dinosaur caper. The full mock apology is below. We're thinking of using it as a template for all future f*ck-ups...