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01st May 2018

Always Sunny star reacts to the darkest and most hilarious theories about Dennis

Paul Moore

Because of the implication.

We all know that Dennis Reynolds is a five-star man that hasn’t even begun to peak, but there are moments when the Golden God descends into madness.

Hell, the acceptable response to anyone that’s pissing you off is to say “I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!” He’s a prophet and hero.

Anyways, throughout the history of the utterly brilliant Always Sunny, it’s clear that Dennis has some homicidal tendencies. After all, the lingering look that he gave to the camera in ‘Making Dennis Reynolds a Murderer’ would send chills down your spine. All this without mentioning his strange fascination with wearing another man’s skin.

You see, that’s how you get off.

After becoming a God in his own world – or was that just the dream of a turtle that’s floating through space?- and inventing the D.E.N.N.I.S System, it’s clear that he’s a complete sociopath that’s prepared to go to some very dark places.

Remember that time when he flipped out at Sweet Dee and said: “Dee, I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. Add you to my collection.Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch! You say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box, a glass box that I will display on my mantel.”

Yeah, the Golden God has issues and that’s not even mentioning “the implication.”

Anyways, Glenn Howerton was a guest on The Late Late Show with James Corden and he practically confirmed the popular theory that Dennis is a psychopath.

If that’s not enough proof, take a look at this tweet from the Golden God.

Fans of Always Sunny will also get a kick out of this clip featuring the actor browse the various sections on Reddit that discuss the character of Dennis.

See, he hasn’t even begun to peak.