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  • Loud sex is good for you, says Swedish health minister

    Loud sex is good for you, says Swedish health minister

    Loud sex can be really annoying, especially when you’re not the one having it. But according to Sweden’s health minister, it’s practically essential for a balanced life. Speaking on Twitter, Gabriel Wikström replied to a comment about noisy neighbours which called for a ban on risqué sex after 10pm. “We often discuss sex in negative terms, like, […]

    10 years ago

  • Anonymous declares ‘total war’ revenge campaign on Donald Trump

    Anonymous declares ‘total war’ revenge campaign on Donald Trump

    Over the past few years, Anonymous has declared ‘cyber war’ on virtually everyone, from ISIS, to the KKK, to the British government, and even the Church of Scientology. Now Donald Trump, the professional mouthpiece / amateur hairpiece running to be America’s next president, has made a new enemy of the online hacktivist legion. In their latest video, the […]

    10 years ago

  • New male birth control pill moves a step closer – but will you take it?

    New male birth control pill moves a step closer – but will you take it?

    Is it time for men to take responsibility? As it stands, the only way for men to take control of their own fertility is to get a vasectomy – a sometimes irreversible procedure which carries certain dangers. But last year, researchers from Indonesia’s Airlangga University claimed to have invented a male contraceptive pill they claim has a 99% effectiveness rate. […]

    10 years ago

  • Employees wanted in Japan (must have ninja skills)

    Employees wanted in Japan (must have ninja skills)

    Just in time for the Tokyo 2020 Olympics… Starting today, anyone over the age of 18 can apply for one of six new positions advertised by Japan’s official tourism board. The Job? Professional ninja. Essentially the Japanese equivalent of the Beefeaters outside Buckingham Palace, the new positions are designed as part of a carefully-crafted PR campaign to promote […]

    10 years ago

  • VIDEO: Man attempts world’s highest rope swing, succeeds

    VIDEO: Man attempts world’s highest rope swing, succeeds

    The world’s highest rope swing record has officially been smashed. Matthew Karsten (Matt to his mates) is a full-time adventurer, travel blogger, and photographer who has been exploring the world for the past five years. Yeah, yeah, we know, we didn’t think it was still a real job either. A self-titled “vagabond”, Matt believes that travel […]

    10 years ago

  • ​The cars of the future are self-driving and shape-shifting

    ​The cars of the future are self-driving and shape-shifting

    The future is now… …at least according to the evil geniuses at BMW. Their cocky announcement comes after the german automobile giant unveiled their clever new concepts for ‘the next 100 years’ of car design last week. It looks like something out of Minority Report. With on-board real time 3D navigation display, self-driving capabilities and the […]

    10 years ago

  • 8 Things I learned as a runner on a porn set

    8 Things I learned as a runner on a porn set

    In the summer of 2013, after graduating from film school, I spent a year living in Hollywood and trying to ‘make it’ in the movie business. After weeks of handing out CVs to no avail, the situation was starting to look pretty bleak. Luckily, I met another British film school kid staying in a hostel who told me […]

    10 years ago

  • 50 Cent admits to using fake money in his Instagram photos​

    50 Cent admits to using fake money in his Instagram photos​

    Get monopoly money or die trying. Since 50 Cent declared bankruptcy in July of last year the internet has been awash with speculation that the rapper / actor / business mogul might not be as broke as he had previously suggested. The saga has taken a new twist now that Fiddy has claimed the money featured in his Instagram snaps […]

    10 years ago

  • VIDEO: Fight Club without Tyler Durden is a paranoid mess

    VIDEO: Fight Club without Tyler Durden is a paranoid mess

    Fight Club is a film that will forever remain etched into your subconscious. But have you ever wondered what the film would have looked like if it hadn’t been set inside Edward Norton’s head? The answer: eerily disturbing. Enter visual FX designer and video editing whizkid Richard Trammell, who has taken it upon himself to recut […]

    10 years ago

  • VIDEO: Comedian spends three years trolling online spammers

    VIDEO: Comedian spends three years trolling online spammers

    James Veitch, a British writer and comedian with seemingly infinite patience, has spent the past few years relentlessly replying to every spam email he has ever received. Part troll, part teacher – today James gives comedy lectures on online safety and what really happens when you actually reply to phishing scams and phony “Nigerian diplomats”. […]

    10 years ago

  • PICS: This is exactly how not to act on Tinder

    PICS: This is exactly how not to act on Tinder

    Basically, don’t be this guy.  You might have reservations about some of the Tinder messages you send, but there’s always someone out there to make you look good by comparison. Released by Imgur user MsMessyClean, the new rant is as painful as it is funny. It’s gets increasingly awkward the more you read. Take note, fellas […]

    10 years ago

  • VIDEO: The Church Of Cannabis is now an officially recognised religion

    VIDEO: The Church Of Cannabis is now an officially recognised religion

    Founded in Indiana on March 2015 by activist and self-professed ‘Prince of Pot’ Bill Levin, The First Church of Cannabis has only been established for a matter of months and has already amassed more than 100,000 fans on Facebook. While some argue the Church is exploiting loopholes in America’s religious freedom laws to get high in public, others attest to […]

    10 years ago

  • Hitman recreated in real life is pure class

    Hitman recreated in real life is pure class

    “Oh sh*t! I’m so sorry, Agent 47.” Someone – probably Danish developer IO Interactive – has paid for the world’s best gamers to play a real life version of classic stealth/ bloodbath simulator Hitman. Acting as Agent 47’s handler, each contestant must navigate a real-life Hitman level, ordering a real-life Agent 47 to dispatch an arms dealer in a […]

    10 years ago

  • Five obscure extreme sports we need on our TVs right now

    Five obscure extreme sports we need on our TVs right now

    Now that UFC is so mainstream even your nan watches it, you’re going to need a new niche-interest bloodsport. Maybe it was Conor McGregor, maybe it was phenomenal success of the Joe Rogan podcasts. Whatever the reason, UFC has now firmly cemented itself as a staple of popular sporting culture. When half of Hollywood hit […]

    10 years ago

  • Defend your personal airspace with this anti-drone RPG​

    Defend your personal airspace with this anti-drone RPG​

    Yep, a hand-held cannon for shooting down drones. British engineering firm Openworks have developed a design for a new weapon: The SkyWall 100, a net-firing rocket launcher capable of bringing down aerial drones from a height of 330ft. Lightweight and ergonomic, the 10 kg (22 lb.) device is portable and can be reloaded in under eight […]

    10 years ago

  • People who drink bitters are more likely to be psychopaths

    People who drink bitters are more likely to be psychopaths

    We’ve all got that one crazy mate… Your taste in beer says a lot about you. Especially when you’ve had a skinful. According to a new study from the University of Innsbruck, Austria the more you enjoy drinking pints of bitter the more likely you are to be a nutcase. A questionnaire given to more than 1000 people assessed […]

    10 years ago

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