Now that UFC is so mainstream even your nan watches it, you're going to need a new niche-interest bloodsport.
Maybe it was Conor McGregor, maybe it was phenomenal success of the Joe Rogan podcasts. Whatever the reason, UFC has now firmly cemented itself as a staple of popular sporting culture.
When
half of Hollywood hit Vegas to attend UFC 196 and it's not even a title fight, you know the sport has reached peak cool. If you're the type of person who enjoys edgier, lesser-known sports but still want to watch people beat each other black and blue – we've got you covered.
Boy have we got some gnarly games for you...
Pugil Sticks
US Marines use
Pugil stick training to simulate the practice of repetitively smacking an enemy in the face with the butt of a rifle. Praised for the discipline it takes to master and its sheer high-octane energy its difficult to see how this sport hasn't caught on quicker. Think
Gladiators, but on steroids.
https://twitter.com/MCRDPI/status/705438717918339073
Calcio Fiorentino
The ancient sport of
Calcio Fiorentino - also known as
Gladiator Football or
Calcio Storico - dates back to as early as 1490 when it was allegedly played by Italian aristocrats.
It's brutal mix of cage-fighting and football, with 27 players on either side - what more could you want? Much like quiddich, there are only four legit teams. So chose well.
Archery Tag
Hunting animals is increasingly frowned upon these days. But nobody ever said that two consenting adults don't have the right to hunt each other down with soft padded arrows.
Archery tag, a brutally fast-paced mixture of traditional archery and paintball, is the perfect group activity for letting off steam. Agility required.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkC1wxAaDjM
Basque Pelota
Born in Spain's Basque region during the 1700s, this unique, adrenalin-charged sport is a longstanding cultural custom.
Insane ball speeds combined with a special racket (or Palas) makes this a potentially lethal sport when played properly. It probably needs a rebrand though for TV marketing. We suggest '
Death Tennis'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d45uhH2l3xY
Lawn Mower Racing
This one does exactly what it says on the tin.
At first it's tempting to dismiss this one. 'Surely it cant 't be better than formula one', we hear you ask.
But
Lawn-mower racing is both more entertaining and more deadly than F1 racing simply because there are less regulations and more DIY nutters trying to be a champ.
And yes, there's a
British league.
Special mentions go to
Team UFC fighting,
Uphill swimming,
Bike polo and, of course,
cheese rolling.
