
Redheads demand a ginger emoji
Orange network…
11 years ago
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Redheads demand a ginger emoji
Orange network…
11 years ago

Premier League to crack down on illegal streaming
Asians in your area…
11 years ago

Win an amazing iPad Mini with the launch of action blockbuster Survivor!
Action-packed blockbuster SURVIVOR starring Pierce Brosnan and Milla Jovovich is out in cinemas this Friday. To celebrate, we have an iPad Mini 3 16gb with WiFi and Retina Display to give away to one lucky winner. Survivor is a thriller about a State Department employee posted to the American embassy in London, where she is charged with […]
11 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word News: Ginger, Guardians, Streaming, Germans, Fire
Ginger Redheads want equality on the little emojis you put at the end of messages front… Guardians The Guardians of the Galaxy 2 has a draft script – and may not be called GotG2… Streaming Watching illegal streams of Premier League matches may be thing of the past… Germans The German equivalent of Kwikfit are really […]
11 years ago

The first draft of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is ready…
They’re back!
11 years ago

Liam Gallagher like the cat who got the cream alongside ex-Juventus stars
Liam Gallagher rarely cracks a smile like this, but when you are lining up alongside Juventus legends, who can blame him? The former Oasis frontman joined ex-footballers Alessandro Del Piero and Pavel Nedved on the pitch at the Juventus Stadium in Turin on Tuesday night. Gallagher puffed out his chest, smiled gleefully and licked his lips when […]
11 years ago

Video: Fans of futuristic franchise get first look at Fallout 4
Fall out joy…
11 years ago

Fist fights with Liam were normal but I had the last dig, says Noel Gallagher
Punch-ups between Noel and Liam Gallagher were a regular occurrence during Oasis, but Noel claims he dealt the last blow. The High Flying Birds frontman made the admission on this week’s Late Late Show with James Corden. When quizzed on who would win the most spars, Noel said: “It was pretty even towards the end, […]
11 years ago

Die Hard With a Vengeance retold…using Google Maps
Buckle up and prepare to be taken on a wild ride through one of the greatest action movies ever made. Fans of the franchise will differ over where each segment falls in the pecking order, but most Die Hard enthusiasts will agree that the third episode, Die Hard with a Vengeance, is either the best or […]
11 years ago

There was a notable omission from Team Spain in the Man United Footgolf challenge (Video)
Manchester United have joined in the Footgolf craze with a ‘Team UK’ v ‘Team Spain’ challenge as the players enjoy their summer break. Chris Smalling and Jonny Evans paired up to represent the UK, but there was a notable omission from the triumphant Spanish side. With Juan Mata and Ander Herrera forming a winning team, David […]
11 years ago

This German learner driver’s car was crushed by a huge British tank
Mirror, signal, manoeuvre….TANK!
11 years ago

BBC compares football brawl to MMA, so UFC hits back with brilliant response…
Great counter from the UFC has BBC on the ropes…
11 years ago

Big News: The Rock is set to star in and produce Big Trouble in Little China remake
Now here’s a remake we never thought we’d see… John Carpenter’s 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China, is set to get a modern remake with none other than Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson at the helm. According to TheCinemachina.com, Big Trouble in Little China is The Rock’s favourite film, “so this project is basically […]
11 years ago

Video: Wayne Rooney tries to sing ‘Angels’ with Ed Sheeran, and fails miserably…
Wayne Crooney…
11 years ago

5-Word News: Grafter, Rabona, Kimye, Blur, United
Grafter Almost 25,000 people have signed a petition calling for the BBC to scrap its new show Britain’s Hardest Grafter… Rabona Watch this Tottenham youngster channel Erik Lamela with a brilliant rabona assist… Kimye South? Wild? Yeezus? We look at the best baby name odds for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s new addition… Blur Blur […]
11 years ago

Manchester United could face Lazio or Monaco in Champions League play-off
Manchester United may be back in the Champions League but their involvement in the group stage rests on progressing from a tricky two-legged play-off in August. Louis van Gaal has now learned the final make-up of the 15 sides that will compete in the ‘non-champions’ play-off route, which will see five teams win places in the tournament proper. […]
11 years ago

Almost 25,000 people sign petition to scrap new BBC show Britain’s Hardest Grafter
An online petition urging the BBC to abandon its new show Britain’s Hardest Grafter has reached almost 25,000 signatures. The forthcoming series plans to pit 25 low-paid workers against each other in a range of challenges for a prize of £15,000 – the estimated living wage outside of London. But the programme has provoked outrage […]
11 years ago

Vine: Tottenham youngster channels Erik Lamela with brilliant rabona assist
It’s been a tough few days for Tottenham fans after Arsenal paraded the FA Cup around north London, but we’ve found something to raise their spirits. If this video is anything to go by, then youngster Musa Yahaya is set for the very top at White Hart Lane when he returns from showcasing his talent at the Under-20 […]
11 years ago

Lionel Messi to wear unique Adidas boot in Champions League final
You get all the cool stuff when you’re the best player in the world. That’s why Adidas have designed a unique pair of boots for Lionel Messi to wear in the Champions League final against Juventus on Saturday. The Barcelona star was involved in the design of his swanky new footwear, which feature ‘messiTOUCH’, ‘messiFRAME’, […]
11 years ago

TFI Friday set to return with Blur and Liam Gallagher…
Blur and Liam Gallagher will both perform on a one-off TFI Friday special in June, with Chris Evans promising the return of some old favourites. It has, unbelievably, been 15 years since Evans last presented one of the most popular TV shows of the 1990s and he’s promised to bring back the likes of ‘Freak or Unique?’ and […]
11 years ago

Video: Former UFC champion Georges St-Pierre’s gymnastic training is insane
The man’s an athlete…
11 years ago

Video: Sky Sports presenter makes horrendous gaffe discussing Blatter’s Africa problem
Whoops. It’s hard to say ‘Sepp Blatter’ and ‘backing’ in the same sentence. It’s even harder to say ‘backing Blatter’ so we’re going to cut our good mate and pal Adam Leventhal at Sky Sports some serious slack for this horrendous gaffe. He was trying to say that Blatter was still being backed by African Nations […]
11 years ago

Andy Serkis’ Star Wars character out of the void
The Serkis is in town…
11 years ago

Black Rivers interview: Jez Williams from Doves talks FIFA ‘warlords’ and filthy-rich Man City
Two-thirds of Doves, now Black Rivers
11 years ago

Ed Sheeran is happy with his waxy trouser bulge
When Ed Sheeran met his new wax model, it wasn’t just his face he was worried about. After unveiling his doppelgänger at New York’s Madame Tussauds Time Square, the hitmaker breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his statue was pretty well endowed. https://instagram.com/p/3PLv_LkpK1/ The Suffolk superstar had to wear skin tight shorts and […]
11 years ago

Former Liverpool player still holds a grudge against Rafa Benitez
Ryan Babel clearly hasn’t moved on. If reports are to be believed, Rafa Benitez is close to being named as the next manager of Real Madrid. The reaction from Real fans has been pretty negative (much like Benitez’s tactics, some might say), and now one of his former players at Liverpool has given his two cents […]
11 years ago

Will Simon Cowell be the man to resurrect wrestling on British TV?
You might not remember Big Daddy, Rollerball Rocco and Giant Haystacks, but Simon Cowell does. The X Factor boss was a huge fan of wrestling when it aired on ITV’s World of Sport anthology show in the 70s, and earlier this year it was reported he was interested in reviving the sport on British TV. Professional grappler […]
11 years ago

Video: Bayern Munich stars promoting gnomes, tea bags and Lederhosen is brilliant…
If you’re Bayern, we’re selling…
11 years ago

Oasis definitely won’t reform, not yet anyway, says Alan McGee
Oasis fans may as well get over the thought of a reunion – their founder Alan McGee believes it isn’t going to happen. Or if it does, it won’t be for a very long time. McGee, 54, said: “Liam and Noel are the happiest I’ve seen them in years so for that reason I can’t […]
11 years ago

Azealia Banks lands a film role – but for how long?
Film crews everywhere will be hoping they don’t get booked for the new film It Doesn’t Have to Rhyme after potty-mouthed Azealia Banks was named on the project. The singer, who loves a bust-up even more than Roy Keane, has signed up to make her debut in the musical drama. But how long until she goes […]
11 years ago

Peter Serafinowicz talks Paul Feig’s new film Spy…
Peter Serafinowicz, Jude Law, Jason Statham, Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy are among the stars attending tonight’s London premiere for new film Spy. The action comedy is about a desk-bound CIA analyst who volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, directed by Paul Feig. Actor, writer and impressionist Serafinowicz spoke […]
11 years ago

Calling all Stone Roses fans – it’s the 25th anniversary of Spike Island
Today is the day to play all of your Stone Roses records. 25 years ago on May 27, the Stone Roses played their famous Spike Island gig in one of the most memorable live performances of all time. It was a scorcher of a day on the Mersey Estuary in 1990 when 27,000 fans travelled from across […]
11 years ago

Video: Liverpool squad singing Kolo/Yaya Toure chant…
The Liverpool squad are delighted with Kolo Toure’s new contract extension, judging by this video posted on Twitter. As they enjoy a post-season break, the players burst into the Kolo/Yaya Toure chant made famous by City fans during the brothers’ spell in Manchester. Steven Gerrard (wearing a black shirt) leads the rendition, showing off some silky dance moves […]
11 years ago

5-Word News: FIFA, Batmobile, UFC, Fatigue, Clown
FIFA Twitter reacts to FIFA corruption arrests with some well-prepared gags… Batmobile A souped-up Batmobile will feature in the new Suicide Squad movie… UFC Watch this brilliant Street Fighter promo for Conor McGregor v Jose Aldo at UFC 189… Fatigue There could be a simple solution to stop you feeling tired all the time… Clown Chilling […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor and Jose Aldo given the Street Fighter treatment (Video)
“You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance!”
11 years ago

There could be a simple solution to stop you feeling fatigued all the time
Find yourself feeling tired all the time? There might be a very simple explanation. A new survey by British GPs found that one in five people who call for a consultation complain about being fatigued – and a major factor is because people aren’t drinking enough water. The official guidelines say you should drink between 1.6 […]
11 years ago

Video: The Batmobile will feature in new Suicide Squad movie
While we enjoyed the brilliant array of automobile inventions in Mad Max: Fury Road, nothing will ever beat the Batmobile. So you can imagine our excitement when we learned that Batman’s slick ride will feature in the new Suicide Squad movie, set for release in August 2016. We’ve already seen what Margot Robbie, Will Smith […]
11 years ago

Frank Ocean inspired by Abbey Road studio recording
Frank Ocean is heading for another hit record – after laying down his new album at Abbey Road Studios. Pianist Christophe Chassol revealed he worked with the singer at the iconic London studios on the making of his second album Boys Don’t Cry, due to be released in July. He said: “Ocean invited me to […]
11 years ago

Stephen King reveals ‘It’ remake is dead
A remake of Stephen King’s chilling horror ‘It’ has been pushed back indefinitely. The acclaimed author’s 1986 novel was brought to TV screens in 1990, and instantly became a cult classic thanks to Tim Curry’s portrayal of bloodthirsty clown Pennywise. The latest production – which was scheduled to start in three weeks’ time – has been cancelled […]
11 years ago

Catalan TV show mocks Real Madrid’s sacking of Carlo Ancelotti
Haha Madrid…
11 years ago

Video: The Rock explains his famous catchphrase to Graham Norton
Mind over matter…
11 years ago

Video: A fascinating insight into bringing Star Wars to Madame Tussauds
Maybe he’s born with it…
11 years ago

Video: Steven Spielberg talks about Jurassic World vision
Come Dino with me…
11 years ago

5-Word News: Wantaway, Planker, Rock, Jurassic, Tussauds
Wantaway A Manchester United target has told his current club that he wants to leave… Planker We love a good satisfying plank at JOE towers – but can’t last as long as this guy… Rock The Rock was on Graham Norton (not literally) to explain his famous sayings… Jurassic Watch Steven Spielberg go on about […]
11 years ago

LA Galaxy pay tribute to Steven Gerrard with classy newspaper ad
Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool career may finally have come to an end, but the next chapter at LA Galaxy is just about to begin. The MLS club made this classy gesture on Monday, taking out an advert in the Liverpool Echo to mark Gerrard’s arrival and the ten-year anniversary of the Reds winning the Champions League. The […]
11 years ago

Video: Memphis Depay is already in training ahead of his Manchester United move
Memphis Depay probably deserves a long rest over the next couple of months. It’s only a matter of weeks since he lifted his first league title on the back of a long season after the World Cup, and then there was the exhausting business of sealing a £25m move to Manchester United. But, in contrast […]
11 years ago

Video: Liverpool’s Champions League triumph against AC Milan recreated in Lego
Today brings the tenth anniversary of Liverpool’s famous Champions League victory against AC Milan. And to celebrate one of the greatest games in history, the good folks at QuackingProductionCo have recreated the match in Lego in painstaking detail. The brilliant video includes Liverpool supporters’ rousing version of You’ll Never Walk Alone during half-time when their team were […]
11 years ago

Video: Bodybuilder Kali Muscle demonstrates his prison cell workout
If you doubted the mantra that it’s possible to train anywhere with anything, then this demonstration from Kali Muscle should change your mind. During his long stretch in San Quentin State Prison, the huge bodybuilder had time to hone his workout. And even when prison officials made the decision to confiscate his weights, Mr Muscle managed to find […]
11 years ago

Video: Jermaine Beckford’s play-off shirt put on Gumtree for £1500 after woman takes it from kids
Preston may have thrashed Swindon 4-0 to secure their return to the Championship on Sunday, but there was a sour note to the game at Wembley. After hat-trick hero Jermaine Beckford threw his shirt to a group of kids, a man and woman walked over to take the jersey before returning to their seats. As you […]
11 years ago

Game of Thrones cast join Chris Martin and Liam Neeson for Red Nose Day sing-along
You don’t usually see much singing and dancing in Game of Thrones. That’s largely due to the fact that anyone with a pulse is almost immediately killed off in brutal fashion, therefore ruining the chance of a spontaneous rendition of Shiny Happy People. Thank god for US Red Nose Day, however, which has seen cast members swap their sword-swinging […]
11 years ago