Choker

11 years ago

Slander city

11 years ago

Well this is…different. We’re very fond of Danny Ings here at JOE Towers. He seems like a stand up guy who has lots of time for the fans and does a lot of charity. But we’re not quite sure what the f*ck this is about. Ahead of Liverpool’s Capital One Cup final clash with Man […]

11 years ago

Brilliant. Now there’s no way we’re going to make any aspersions whatsoever. But suffice to say that this isn’t James Nesbitt at his coherent best. Ahead of Saturday night’s big boxing match between Carl Frampton and Scott Quigg, the popular actor was accosted by the television cameras for his views. Flanked by celebrated pal Tony […]

11 years ago

Is long-awaited glory just around the corner? To say Everton are the sleeping giants of English football is an understatement. Traditionally they were always one of the ‘big five’ clubs in the land, along with Liverpool, Man United, Arsenal and Tottenham. But whilst the others have enjoyed relative success in recent decades (or in the […]

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We’ll be honest with you – we couldn’t really give a f*ck. The Geordie lass from Girls Aloud is seeing him from One Direction. Good for them and all that but, well, whatever. There’s an age difference apparently and that’s somehow newsworthy. But what did tickle us was what passes for modern romance between today’s celeb types. […]

11 years ago

Bloody typical. Trying to maintain your work-life balance whilst managing a fantasy football team isn’t easy. What started off as a fun pastime to make meaningless games more interesting has turned into a stressful headache. Just when you think you’ve done your research, analysed the form and selected your optimal XI of a matchday, the guy […]

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FA chairman Greg Dyke has indicated that England could now bid for a World Cup, in the wake of Gianni Infantino becoming the new president of FIFA. Describing Infantino as a chairman that the FA “can trust”, Dyke suggested that the idea of hosting the 2030 World Cup tournament could be something that is a […]

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Say it as it is, Jack. If there’s ever been a debate between Arsenal fans as to who was the better player between Dennis Bergkamp and Robin van Persie, Jack Whitehall has just ended it. The comedian, an Arsenal fan, explained why he felt Bergkamp was the better of the club’s two former Dutch strikers on […]

11 years ago

It might seem like a completely innocent comment, but when someone connected to Real Madrid starts to compliment a player, it very often means that a move for that player is being prepared. We’ve seen it before with David Beckham. We’ve seen it before with Cristiano Ronaldo. More recently, we’ve seen it with Gareth Bale. […]

11 years ago

Have you ever noticed how strikingly similar Donald Trump’s eyes are to his mouth? Of course you haven’t, you were too busy looking at his hair. The man that is hoping to become President of the United States has been the subject of one of the most random photoshops of recent times, but we have to […]

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On the road to recovery. The rugby world was in shock on Friday when media outlets in France reported that Toulon’s James O’Connor had suffered a suspected heart attack on the team coach while travelling home from their Top 14 game last week. The reports said that O’Connor was treated on the bus by Georgian team-mate Mamuka Gorgodze, before […]

11 years ago

Once again, there’s plenty of excitement surrounding Conor McGregor. Thie Irishman takes on Nate Diaz at UFC 196, with plenty planning to head to Las Vegas to lend him their support. Speaking recently, McGregor indicated that UFC’s rising profile is attracting more supporters from Hollywood circles. “Hollywood are all over it now. Hollywood wants a […]

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Snapchat’s face-swapping feature continues to cause plenty of excitement – even if the results are a little scary. The recent update is now available to everyone through the standard Lens menu – just long-press on your face while taking a selfie. But don’t expect the image to always look exactly how you expected… this new snapchat face swap […]

11 years ago

People like sex toys. Who knew? A survey conducted by Channel 4 has revealed that sex toys are the top fetish for adults. A full 46% of 2,073 people surveyed said that the idea of having a threesome turned them on, while 13% said that they had engaged in sex with more than one person at […]

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Why? When Man United were picked out as Liverpool’s opponents for their last-16 Europa League clash, Mancs and Scousers everywhere were united in their giddy excitement over the unexpected coupling. But as the news started to sink in and plans were hastily made to attend both games, an odd detail about the second leg match at Old Trafford […]

11 years ago

We’re huge fans of Jimmy Kimmel’s mean tweets. Not only are the messages quite often hilarious, but the reactions of the famous subjects are always priceless. But we think the latest pre-Oscars movie edition may be the best one yet. An array of stars including Christophe Waltz, George Clooney, Kevin Hart, Eddie Redmayne and Seth Rogen read […]

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Hard work pays off. Conor McGregor is certainly talking a good game in the run-up to his showdown with Nate Diaz at UFC 196 next weekend, but he’s well able to back it up too. In the wake of his 13-second KO of Jose Aldo in December, McGregor famously spoke of his belief that timing […]

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It’s a shirt of two halves, Saint… We’ve had a few cheeky peeks at what Man United’s home kit will look like next season, but new images have emerged of what look like photographs of actual manufactured shirts. Adidas and United were no doubt hoping they could keep the new design under wraps but nearly every rumour […]

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Remember Jack Ryder? He played Eastenders character Jamie Mitchell, who appeared on the soap from 1998 to 2002. He was the one your girlfriend fancied. Jamie’s floppy hair was his trademark look but fast forward fourteen years and the soap star has undergone a pretty big transformation. According to METRO, Jack’s former co-star Dean Gaffney uploaded […]

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Louis van Gaal may not have got everything right at Manchester United, but he certainly knows the importance of sticking it to Liverpool in one of the club’s biggest rivalries. After the two clubs were drawn against each other in the Europa League last 16, Jurgen Klopp should be worried by his counterpart’s impressive record in the […]

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As we know, Netflix is an ever-changing feast. Not a week goes by without popular titles being added – and deleted – from the streaming site’s collection. The trick is to watch the cream of the crop before it’s dropped. March is going to be a big month for the channel doing early pre-Spring cleaning, […]

11 years ago

Is it your birthday today? If so, Happy Birthday! Oh, and do us a favour – let us know what the special Snapchat features look like. A recent update to the app includes one-off filters and a birthday emoji that only appear on your big day. As well as a cake emoji that pops up next […]

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It’s time to warm those balls. Liverpool, Man United and Spurs have all secured their places in the next round of the Europa League and this is when it starts to get really interesting. The last 16 of the tournament generally sees the wheat separated from the chaff as suddenly the competition goes from something […]

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Nothing but class

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By his own admission, Memphis Depay hasn’t shown his best in a Manchester United shirt. Against Midtjylland however, he started to demonstrate why United were willing to spend big in order to bring him to Old Trafford. Having tormented the right back all night, the Dutchman saved one of his more impressive skills for later in the […]

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This is how you support your team. FC Augsburg might well have bowed out of the Europa League following their 1-0 defeat to Liverpool, but their supporters certainly appreciated the effort shown by their players. Following the full time whistle at Anfield, the German side’s players went over to the away fans, who who did this… […]

11 years ago

Jose Mourinho’s name continues to be linked with the manager’s job at Manchester United. While some of the club’s supporters might want him to take over from Louis van Gaal, the news that scarves with the former Chelsea manager’s name were recently on sale outside Old Trafford were widely condemned by many of their supporters. But, ahead […]

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After their disappointing exit from the Champions League, Manchester United might not have expected their Europa League campaign to have started so badly. Danish champions FC Midtjylland head to Old Trafford defending a 2-1 lead and will be boosted by the news that the United squad that faced them a week ago has picked up […]

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Given the recent tweets from FC Augsburg, it’s safe to say the German club have been looking forward to their meetings with Liverpool. Having played out a 0-0 draw in the first leg, thousands of Augsburg supporters have made the trip to Merseyside to watch their team face Liverpool. As the pictures and video below […]

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Jurgen Klopp has named Daniel Sturridge in Liverpool’s starting lineup for their Europa League clash with Augsburg. Having drawn 0-0 in Germany, Liverpool will be hoping to make the most of home advantage at Anfield in order to progress to the next stage of the competition. Here’s tonight’s #LFC starting line-up and subs in full […]

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As much as Louis van Gaal has come under fire for the style of football Manchester United have produced this season, the staggering number of injuries the club have suffered hasn’t exactly helped him. With hopes of qualifying for next year’s Champions League with a top four finish looking increasingly unlikely, it was suggested not so […]

11 years ago

We’ve yet to see if Alexandre Pato can rekindle some of his early AC Milan form in a Chelsea shirt. The Brazilian made the switch to Stamford Bridge in January, and will hope to use his opportunity at Chelsea to kick-start his career. After a bright start to life in Serie A earned Pato a […]

11 years ago

If you’re an iPhone owner who likes to eke out every last second of your night’s sleep, you may well have wondered why the phone’s snooze intervals are always set to nine minutes. Why, exactly, would they make it nine minutes? Surely ten is more logical? Perhaps even five? In actual fact, Apple have set their […]

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Unfiltered

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Beep…beep…beep. That’s the sound of the FC Midtjylland team bus reversing into Old Trafford tonight as the Danish champions hope to hang on to their slender 2-1 lead over Manchester United. The Danes travel to England for their Europa League last-32 second leg knowing they are just 90 minutes from history. The Superliga side only need to keep a […]

11 years ago

This could be a game-changer. Most of us would be lost without a Wi-Fi connection providing us with internet access to our phones, laptops and tablets, but one of the unfortunate by-products is the drain it causes on battery life. That could all be set to change, however, because some very clever computer scientists at the University of Washington […]

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Ryan McConnell on his time at Manchester United

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Swear jars at the ready

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Productivity levels are about to take a big hit. Some people will only watch Netflix on a TV while others will watch it on any device that will support it. For those in the latter group, it could be about to get a lot more addictive. According to Business Insider, Netflix will now launch a new […]

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He didn’t find it as funny as the journalists. You’d despair at the lack of flight mode knowledge amongst the English media but this was an innocent enough mistake. A reporter at the Liverpool press conference was caught out with the old full memory problem on Wednesday when his dictaphone started beeping to signal disaster. […]

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Cameron Borthwick-Jackson has been a rare bright point in an otherwise dull season for Manchester United. The young left-back has performed impressively when asked to stand in for a number of Manchester United injuries. Being thrust into the spotlight of first team football doesn’t appear to have gone to Borthwick-Jackson’s head, either. After we revealed […]

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Lionel Messi’s decision to pass a penalty to Luis Suarez has had more than enough airtime recently. While the Argentine has generated plenty of headlines for his selfless spot kick, many of us were unaware that one of his Barca teammates attempted something similar a few years ago… ‘attempted’ being the operative word. Back in […]

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Hakan Şükür might well be Turkey’s leading goalscorer by a country mile, but his decision to criticise the the country’s president could see him serving jail time. According to reports but the provate Dogan news agency, Şükür has been charged with posting tweets from his account @HakanSukur which contain “insulting content against Mr President Recep Tayyip […]

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Jeremy Clarkson has issued an apology to the Top Gear producer he punched. Clarkson, one of Top Gear’s former hosts, apologised after settling a £100,000 racial discrimination and injury claim, reports the BBC. Producer Oisin Tymon was left with a bloody lip after a “fracas” involving Clarkson in March last year. “I would like to […]

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More Ronaldo or Nani? Or Bebé? Reports in Portugal are suggesting that Manchester United and Benfica have come to an agreement over the signature of Renato Sanches. The 18-year-old midfielder is one of the most sought-after young talents in Europe and it is said that both clubs have reached a non-formal “gentleman’s agreement” over the […]

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He badly wanted this fight…

11 years ago

“Bring on Barcelona! Neymar! Messi! Suarez! ‘Oo are ya?!” Well at least he knows who they are now. This rather animated Arsenal fan is none other than ‘Heavy D’ from Storage Hunters UK. He is also responsible from this aural misdemeanor. Mr D certainly wasn’t backwards in coming forwards when talking up Arsenal’s chances and […]

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Once again, Barcelona look to have landed a knockout blow on Arsenal’s Champions League hopes. Despite matching the European champions for the first half, Lionel Messi (predictably) opened the scoring for Barca after the break. Arsene Wenger’s response to going a goal behind was to make a couple of changes. After sending Danny Welbeck on to […]

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Not for the first time, an English crowd has been far from impressed with the refereeing display of Turkish referee Cüneyt Çakir. Having angered Manchester United fans with the controversial sending off of Nani in a 2013 Champions League clash against Real Madrid, Arsenal supporters were frustrated by some of the decisions made by Çakir in their first […]

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