
This deleted scene from Love Actually is a real tear-jerker (Video)
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11 years ago
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This deleted scene from Love Actually is a real tear-jerker (Video)
How have we not seen this before?
11 years ago

Graham Norton has won with his line-up of A-list guests this Christmas
Christmas telly…
11 years ago

Will Smith reveals the secret to a long-lasting marriage…
Will Smith has been married to Jada Pinkett Smith for 18 years – which is a lifetime in Hollywood. Two of the pair’s children, Willow and Jaden, have even followed in their parents’ footsteps in starting their own music and acting careers. But he’s admitted it hasn’t been easy. In fact, he’s says his marriage has been […]
11 years ago

Idris Elba reveals he has a hidden talent…well, kind of
Idris Elba has many strings to his bow – actor, producer, DJ, and has now unveiled he’s pretty handy with a felt tip pen too. Okay, perhaps just a doodler. The Luther star scribbled this industrial drawing when he was on a press tour and posted on Instagram. What do you think? Stick to the […]
11 years ago

Real Madrid’s 2015 goal tally shows just how good Messi, Suarez and Neymar are…
Untouchable
11 years ago

The best Twitter reaction to Arsenal’s vital 3-0 win over Dinamo Zagreb…
Arsenal desperately needed a victory against Dinamo Zagreb to keep their Champions League hopes alive, and they didn’t disappoint in an emphatic 3-0 win at the Emirates Stadium. There were doubts before kick-off about whether Gunners fans still care about this year’s competition after their poor showings so far… Never seen the Emirates so empty. Feels like […]
11 years ago

Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez want no part of Neymar’s awful outfit (Video)
No chance
11 years ago

Big names everywhere as Forbes releases its list of the year’s biggest movie flops
Sad to see Bill Murray top this particular chart
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo’s agent has poured cold water on links to Manchester United return
‘Impossible’
11 years ago

Lionel Messi marks return to starting line-up with a fine goal (Video)
Lionel Messi is back in Barcelona’s starting line-up and back on the scoresheet after his two-month injury absence. Barca’s talisman returned from the bench in the 4-0 drubbing of Real Madrid on Saturday but was deemed fit to start in Tuesday’s clash at home to Roma. And it certainly looks like he’s made a full […]
11 years ago

Ranieri’s record against Van Gaal will encourage Leicester fans ahead of Man United clash…
Top of the table clash
11 years ago

BT Sport fudge up the editing for their live Champions League broadcast (Video)
BT Sport accidentally broadcast the wrong edit for their coverage of Barcelona versus AS Roma on Tuesday night – including a practice take. Reshmin Chowdhury had just pre-recorded a VT from the Nou Camp touchline, which was due to be used as and when the studio were ready for it. The recording included a first take that Chowdhury wasn’t […]
11 years ago

Defeat for Arsenal against Dinamo Zagreb would give them a very unwanted record
Arsenal need to win to keep alive hopes of making it out of this year’s Champions League group stage. A defeat at home to Dinamo Zagreb would be a huge upset, and would also bring about an unwanted Champions League first for an English club. As pointed out by Sky Sports, a loss would make […]
11 years ago

Arsenal starting line-up for must win game against Dinamo Zagreb
Arsenal welcome Dinamo Zagreb to the Emirates knowing that they must win to have a hope of qualifying for the knock out stages of this season’s Champions League. Arsene Wenger confirmed earlier in the week that midfielder Francis Coquelin had been ruled out for a minimum of two months, with Theo Walcott and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain also said […]
11 years ago

Vladimir Putin warns there will be “serious consequences” over downed jet
Russian President, Vladimir Putin, has described the shooting down of a Russian jet by Turkey as a “stab in the back” by “accomplices of terrorists”. The Sukhoi Su-24 jet was reportedly warned 10 times before being brought down near the Turkish-Syrian border by two Turkish F16 jets, after their military claimed that it had violated the […]
11 years ago

Tunisia’s capital city rocked by explosion on bus
An explosion has reportedly hit a bus in Tunisia’s capital, Tunis. According to a report on the BBC, the interior ministry say claim that at least 11 people have been killed by the blast. The explosion is said to have taken place in the main avenue of Tunis, although the cause is unknown. State TV […]
11 years ago

Check out this cool Google trick for Star Wars fans
Cooler than winter on Hoth
11 years ago

Introducing the shortlist for the BRITs Critics’ Choice Award
Adele, James Bay, Sam Smith, Florence + The Machine are all previous winners of the BRITs Critics’ Choice Award, it’s fair to say, they’re a big deal. The three new artists shortlisted for the 2016 prize are London-based sassy singer Izzy Bizu, piano maestro Frances and soul singer Jack Garratt. A delighted Izzy said: “I’m so […]
11 years ago

Jeremy Clarkson wants Britain to leave ISIS alone, ‘they’ll get bored eventually’
Jeremy Clarkson thinks the world should let ISIS carry on without retaliation. In fact the former Top Gear presenter believes eventually the terrorists, who killed 130 people in Paris on November 13, will become ‘bored with their crackpot ideas’. Writing in his column in The Sun, Clarkson states: “Nobody tried to stop Stalin, or Pol […]
11 years ago

Honorary plaque unveiled at hotel where Clarkson “fracas” took place (Pic)
Jeremy Clarkson will forever go down in infamy for the punch which brought an end to his career at the BBC. The “fracas” involving producer Oisin Tymon saw Clarkson depart to Amazon Prime, along with James May and Richard Hammond, while Chris Evans has jumped into the driving seat at Top Gear. The Simonstone Hall […]
11 years ago

Idris Elba has announced the release date for Luther along with a gruesome plot…
Clear your diary for Tuesday, December 15 – Luther’s back. We’ve been patiently waiting for the date for the new season of the dark detective series for a while – the two-episode fourth season of Luther will premiere on BBC One on December 15 at 9pm. #LuthersBack @BBCOne – 15th Dec@BBCAMERICA – 17th Dec pic.twitter.com/EFtTgyFxMS — Idris […]
11 years ago

Real Madrid youngster attacked by fans after being mistaken for first team player
It’s no surprise that Real Madrid fans are frustrated following the club’s 4-0 loss to Barcelona, but haranguing players at the training ground is perhaps a step too far. Especially players who weren’t even involved Saturday’s embarrassing defeat. Real Madrid Castilla youngster Cristian Cedres tweeted about being mobbed by angry supporters on Monday as he tried to leave training. […]
11 years ago

It’s less than a month away but Star Wars:The Force Awakens still isn’t finished
Get yer finger out, JJ
11 years ago

Juan Mata has paid tribute to George Best ahead of the 10th anniversary of his death
The Spaniard knows his history
11 years ago

Chinese Super League line up Wayne Rooney as superstar signing…
Manchester United may finally have a golden opportunity to get Wayne Rooney off the payroll as the striker is lined up by the Chinese Super League. Now 30, Rooney has scored just two goals in 11 Premier League appearances this season as his decline continues to frustrate supporters. United looked much more mobile in attack […]
11 years ago

Alex Ferguson’s former assistant mocked for comparing Jesse Lingard to Andrés Iniesta
High hopes
11 years ago

This man’s hilarious list of things that make his wife cry has gone viral
Every single person has something that can start the waterworks but we’d wager that you know someone that constantly seems like they’re living in a glass case of emotion. The literally cry at the drop of a hat. We don’t know why, maybe they’re constantly being given some bad news, perhaps their favourite team gets beaten in every game […]
11 years ago

Manchester United notify supporters of increased security measures ahead of PSV Eindhoven clash
Manchester United supporters have been warned of increased security measures ahead of their Champions League clash with PSV Eindhoven on Wednesday. Season ticket holders were sent a message by the club on Monday, and although details of what the increased security measures would be were not given, supporters were advised to arrive at Old Trafford […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor has been tipped to embarrass Jose Aldo by coach
‘Rowdy’ Owen Roddy, Conor McGregor’s striking coach, believes that Jose Aldo is set for an embarrassment on December 12. The Brazilian fighter has had little in the way of trouble during his reign at the top of the featherweight division, but Roddy is confident that McGregor is on the cusp of changing this. “I think […]
11 years ago

Paris attacks: Man that escaped Bataclan also fled World Trade Center on 9/11
An American man shot in the leg in the recent terrorist attacks in Paris has revealed that he was also in New York when planes were flown into the World Trade Center’s twin towers. The man, named as Matthew by a report in the Telegraph, was attending the Eagles of Death Metal concert at the Bataclan […]
11 years ago

Sky announce when Game of Thrones season 6 will air in the UK…and give away a vital clue
Game of Thrones Season 6 has plenty of questions that it needs to answer. Is Jon Snow really dead? Is Arya’s blindness permanent or just a way to teach her to become nobody? And where the hell is Benjen Stark? With Season 5’s finale leaving us with more questions than answers, it’s no surprise that the […]
11 years ago

This might be the most inventive Tinder profile we’ve ever seen
Getting the perfect selfie for your Tinder profile can be a thankless task. Either the lighting’s wrong, or you’re having a bad hair day, or you’re finding it really difficult to photoshop some friends into the background. But one smart chap found an ingenious workaround…drawing sketches of himself. This gent, known only as Matt, had […]
11 years ago

Dominos app update makes ordering a pizza dangerously easy
If you have trouble convincing yourself to not order a pizza every night, then this is just going to make things worse. Domino’s Pizza have just launched their new ‘Easy Order’ option, which allows users to order their favourite pizza at the push of a button. All you need to do is register your address […]
11 years ago

Brazilian media report that Alexandre Pato is joining Spurs
There’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news – for Spurs fans at least – is that the Brazilian media claim talks will commence this week to negotiate Alexandre Pato’s transfer from Corinthians to the North London club. The bad news is that talks are being led by Pato’s representative – the one and only Kia […]
11 years ago

The Brits 2016 statue has been unveiled and it has nipple stars
Glitz or kitsch?
11 years ago

Dave Grohl pens a letter to Paris victims and releases new Foo Fighters music
Foo Fighters have revealed a new, free EP and asked for fans to donate money to the victims of the Paris terror attacks. The band have been working on the album since October 2014, before Dave Grohl broke his leg, but the frontman has said the tracks have taken on a different tone since the […]
11 years ago

The new Star Wars film is on course to smash records – but will it be the highest grossing movie ever?
The force is strong
11 years ago

Thierry Henry picks fantasy football star as his signing of the season
Former Arsenal captain Thierry Henry has chosen a fellow Frenchman as his signing of the season. Henry says that West Ham have done the best business of all the Premier League teams this year by snatching up Dimitri Payet from Marseille over the summer. The French international has been a key reason behind West Ham’s best […]
11 years ago

Chris Hemsworth has lost a massive amount of weight for new Moby Dick film (pic)
Chris Hemsworth is famous for his frame and muscles as Thor, but at the moment he looks more like Tom Hanks in Cast Away. The Australian actor is living on around 700 calories a day to play sailor Owen Chase for new Moby Dick film ‘In the Heart of the Sea’. He’s had to strip […]
11 years ago

Watch another brand new clip from Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Rey is fierce
11 years ago

The new Scotland kits have split opinion
Scotland may not be headed to Euro 2016, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get a fancy new kit. The latest design was announced on Twitter on Sunday night, and included a smart little tartan number alongside a pink alternate. Introducing the new @ScottishFA Home Jersey. Built to #BeTheDifference pic.twitter.com/Umi4WkYY0z — adidas UK (@adidasUK) November 22, […]
11 years ago

Star Wars: John Hamm, Emma Stone and Michael Buble star in hilarious ‘auditions’ (Video)
“What’s up, Hamm Solo?”
11 years ago

Watch this 7-year-old battle through hiccups to deliver pre-game national anthem
We have to salute this kid’s perseverance. Grasping a microphone in his hands, seven-year-old Ethan Hall prepares to give a rendition of Advance Australia Fair ahead of an Australian baseball game between teams from Brisbane and Adelaide. Unfortunately for the youngster, his performance is interrupted by hiccups, attracting a few smiles from the baseball players that […]
11 years ago

This Coca-Cola Polar Bear is having a great time as he poses for photographs (Video)
There’s something very watchable about this Coca-Cola endorsing polar bear. We don’t know an awful lot of the details about this video, but it’s almost certainly Christmas related. The seven foot polar bear (which we refuse to believe is a man in a suit) can be seen thoroughly enjoying himslef as he poses for photographs with people. […]
11 years ago

Raheem Sterling’s ‘deleted tweet’ about Liverpool has caused a stir on Twitter
In the wake of Liverpool’s 4-1 victory at the Etihad, Raheem Sterling’s name has been mentioned a fair bit. Having played against his former side for the first time, there were plenty of ‘Raheem, what’s the score?’ chants directed at him from the away end in the game’s closing stages. Very few were expecting Liverpool’s […]
11 years ago

The stat that shows that Roberto Firmino is thriving under Jurgen Klopp
After arriving in summer, it’s safe to say that Roberto Firmino took a while to find his feet at Liverpool. In Brendan Rodgers’ final weeks at the club, the Brazilian regularly struggled to recreate the form that had seen his new club pay Hoffenheim around £30m to bring him to Anfield. His performance against Manchester […]
11 years ago

Scottish club wear special France jerseys in classy tribute to Paris terror attack victims
A nice touch.
11 years ago

Canadian children dress lamp posts in clothes to help homeless people
A brilliant gesture
11 years ago

This footage of a drone flying through a fireworks display is beautiful (Video)
We might have found the perfect use for a drone. This video from 2014 has been doing the rounds again, and it’s absolutely glorious. Drones. Fireworks. Needlessly extravagant Italian music. What’s not to like? Stunning.
11 years ago