
Why 5% beer gets you much more drunk than 4% beer despite the small difference
The science behind it all…sort of
11 years ago
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Why 5% beer gets you much more drunk than 4% beer despite the small difference
The science behind it all…sort of
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher perfectly explains the Wayne Rooney situation at Manchester United
Jamie Carragher has gone from one of the great Premier League defenders to one of the most refreshingly honest pundits in world football, all in the space of a few years. The Liverpool legend has a considered approach to his discussion of the beautiful game and he has used that same mentality to rubbish the […]
11 years ago

Ryan Babel loses the plot on Twitter, posts sexist tirade…
There are some people who just don’t belong on Twitter – and Ryan Babel can be added to that list. The former Liverpool winger completely lost the plot on Friday evening, posting an extremely offensive sexist tweet after some light-hearted ribbing from a Reds fan. We can no doubt expect he’ll soon post some sort of […]
11 years ago

Manuel Pellegrini left red-faced by Manchester City Twitter account…
Manuel Pellegrini’s grasp of what’s happening at Manchester City has been brought into question after his comments on Marcos Lopes’ future were immediately proven to be false. With rumours circling that Lopes was set to leave City, Pellegrini insisted in his Friday press conference that the youngster would only be allowed to depart on a loan deal as he remains […]
11 years ago

Man United prepare to let another defender leave for Celtic…
Surely Louis van Gaal has to dip into the transfer market for another defender. Not only is Jonny Evans set for a medical at West Brom, but Manchester United are also allowing Tyler Blackett to join Celtic on a season-long loan with a view to a permanent move. The Scottish Sun report that Blackett, who appeared 10 […]
11 years ago

How easily a rat can climb up your toilet will give you nightmares (Video)
That’s it, we’ve decided never to use the toilet again. A few years ago we saw a video in America where a snake slithered up into someone’s toilet and greeted them in the morning when they opened the lid. And ever since watching it, we’ve had an irrational fear of the same thing happening to […]
11 years ago

We’ve never seen fear like this lad’s GoPro footage of his bungee jump…
Some people take to adrenaline-seeking activities like a duck to water. Irishman Anthony McLoughlin is not one of those people. Fair play to Anthony, though, who had the balls to take on a bungee jump on his recent trip to Latvia. And thankfully for our entertainment, he decided to wear a Go-Pro camera to document the whole thing. We […]
11 years ago

How to charge your mobile phone with a banana (Video)
On a scale of one to weird, this is definitely towards the latter. If you’re not lucky enough to own one of the fastest charging phones, you could always try boosting your battery power with a banana. That’s right, a banana. Supposedly all you need is a USB cable, some paper clips and three bananas to give your phone […]
11 years ago

Thanks to science, you can no longer blame beer goggles…
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, but thanks to new research you can no longer blame pulling a 4/10 on the five pints you’ve just necked. Researchers at the University of Bristol have disproved the theory, claiming that alcohol has zero influence on whether or not you find someone attractive. The researchers […]
11 years ago

Luis Suarez stars in strange new advert for Uruguayan internet provider (Video)
Luis Suarez won’t be pursuing an acting career when he hangs up his boots if this video is anything to go by. The Barcelona striker is the star of a bizarre advert for a Uruguayan internet provider, in which a group of doppelgängers pretend to be him in different situations – with nobody seeming to know […]
11 years ago

Watch Jose Mourinho charm his way out of answering questions on John Stones…
Jose Mourinho has officially earned his black belt in question-dodging. The Chelsea manager is a master at guiding press conferences in the direction he wants, while still maintaining his popularity with reporters. Mourinho refused to be drawn on a discussion about Everton boss Roberto Martinez on Friday as the pair continue to fight it out […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville says Arsenal can’t win the league because they are too weak…
Gary Neville says he would be happy to see Arsenal win the league – but it won’t happen because they are a bunch of pushovers. Writing in his Telegraph column, the Sky pundit has followed up his criticism of the Gunners on Monday Night Football. of Arsene Wenger’s side. ‘Arsenal are a great football club with […]
11 years ago

Female futsal player almost gets her head kicked clean off by brutal opponent…
This female futsal player was lucky to walk away from a horror attack in the Futsal Female Championship earlier this week. After being fouled by an opposing defender, she lay on the ground smiling at gaining a clumsy free-kick. But that infuriated her opponent, who let fly with a savage kick to the striker’s head when she wasn’t looking. […]
11 years ago

PSG have reportedly made a massive bid for Seamus Coleman…
Paris Saint-Germain have lodged a £20million bid for Seamus Coleman, according to reports. The Everton right-back has shown his class in the opening matches of the season and was linked to Manchester United earlier in the summer before they snapped up Matteo Darmian. TalkSPORT quote that ‘sources in France’ are saying PSG have made Coleman […]
11 years ago

West Brom agree fee with Man United for Jonny Evans…
Jonny Evans is set to end his 11-year spell at Manchester United by joining West Brom. The 27-year-old is undergoing a medical after the two clubs agreed an initial fee of £6million on Friday. Evans has played almost 200 games for United since joining as a youngster in 2004, but fell out of favour under […]
11 years ago

The first sex toy app for Apple Watch has arrived – and it’s already sold out (Video)
Good Vibrations…
11 years ago

Jonah Hill is taking fitness advice from The Rock
If you’re looking for someone to whip you into shape, there are few better candidates than The Rock. Of course, not all of us have access to the great man and his hardcore workouts – hell, even his motivational speeches are the best in the biz. But if you have the chance to learn from […]
11 years ago

Want a faster-charging smartphone? This handy graphic shows the best performers
If the battery life on your phone is a constant pain, this might help your decision the next time you’re looking for a replacement. With most of us carrying a charger round at all times and often having to frantically search for a plug as the charge rapidly falls under 20 per cent, it’s not hard […]
11 years ago

No prizes for guessing who FIFA 16’s biggest beast is
We’ll give you a clue, it’s not Lionel Messi. The fact that Sky Sports News are now using Football Manager stats to weigh up the merits of players shows you how much football fans pay attention to that level of detail these days. The release of FIFA 16 is just around the corner and while […]
11 years ago

A new Game Of Thrones theory has surfaced…
SPOILER KLAXON
11 years ago

Watch Gareth Bale’s awkward first Spanish interview
Bringing back memories of foreign language orals at GCSE, here’s Gareth Bale speaking Spanish. We think the Welshman got off lightly – we would have needed to have more than just three sentences to show after two years’ work. Bale hasn’t spoken Spanish in public since joining Real Madrid from Spurs, but has been reportedly been taking lessons since moving […]
11 years ago

Lionel Messi photobombing Cristiano Ronaldo is absolutely priceless
Perfect timing…
11 years ago

Luis Suarez names his favourite Premier League player (video)
Unsurprisingly, he didn’t choose a Manchester United player. Barcelona’s Luis Suarez has named his favourite current Premier League footballer, and there’s no prizes for guessing which club they come from. Even though he moved on from Anfield last year, it’s clear where the Uruguayan’s Premier League loyalties lie as he names former teammate Philippe Coutinho. […]
11 years ago

Arsene Wenger hits back at Gary Neville’s Arsenal criticism
Arsene Wenger has effectively called out Gary Neville and former professional footballers working as pundits. Sky Sports pundit Neville called the Arsenal manager “naive and arrogant” over his refusal to buy “players of power”, and claimed the club have still failed to adequately replace Patrick Vieira in central midfield. Wenger, who brushed off Neville’s comments following […]
11 years ago

You won’t believe where a drone spotted this sunbather catching some rays (Video)
There are probably several safer, more obvious places to catch a few rays than this. As well as being an environmentally friendly source of energy, it turns out wind turbines are an ideal spot to do a bit of sunbathing – in one man’s mind at least. Footage of the sunbather was captured by drone as […]
11 years ago

Andrew Garfield is “happy” to hand over the Spider-Man suit to Tom Holland
Andrew Garfield was axed as Spider-Man this year but insists he’s not bitter about Brit actor Tom Holland taking the superhero role. The 32-year-old starred in two ‘Spider-Man’ movies, in 2012 and 2014, but says he is looking forward to watching Holland, 19, in action. He told Total Film magazine: “To be honest, I am […]
11 years ago

Touching footage of medical workers celebrating discharging Sierra Leone’s last Ebola patient (video)
It’s very easy to lose sight of how lucky we are in this country. We spend our days complaining about traffic, our jobs and how crap the weather is, but every now then you see something that makes you step back and realise things aren’t so bad. Stories like this one are always good for serving up […]
11 years ago

Michael Fassbender looks badass in new Assassin’s Creed pics
Film-goers and video game fans alike are anticipating the 2016 release of Assassin’s Creed, The Hollywood movie based on the extremely popular video game will see Fassbender play a character called Callum Lynch, created specifically for the big screen version. Fassbender’s character discovers he is a descendent of the ancient Assassins society who must take on the oppressive Knights […]
11 years ago

Watch Floyd Mayweather destroy sparring partners in build up to Andre Berto fight
With a meeting with Andre Berto on the horizon, there isn’t the usual hype that surrounds a Floyd Mayweather fight. In recent weeks, it seems his ongoing war of words with Ronda Rousey has generated more headlines than his September 12 bout with Berto. As a reminder of the upcoming Vegas fight, footage of Mayweather landing […]
11 years ago

Instagram has fixed one of its most annoying features
Ever since its launch, Instagram has only let you upload square photos, but that will soon change. The photo sharing app, which is owned by Facebook, has announced that it will allow you to post full size photos in both landscape and portrait. What’s even better is you don’t have to do any work. When you […]
11 years ago

This is the amount of sleep you need to be in a good mood the next day
It’s no secret that if you get a poor night’s sleep, you’re probably going to be cranky at work the next day – it’s basically scientific fact at this stage. But how much sleep do you need to ensure that people don’t need to be walking on eggshells around you the next day? It seems you […]
11 years ago

Mind-blowing new video explains the science behind the new Lexus Hoverboard
So, it turns out this Lexus Hoverboard is a real thing. When its original video was launched a few months ago, many suggested it wasn’t genuine and that it was likely to be an elaborate April Fool still in circulation. It certainly wasn’t – and now, there’s a video explaining the science behind it all. Admittedly, it […]
11 years ago

Joey Barton signs for Burnley after sending these hilarious tweets slagging off the town…
Awkward. So, so awkward…
11 years ago

BREAKING: Champions League draw throws up tricky games for English clubs in group stage
Some tough games here…
11 years ago

Ed Sheeran trolls Instagram fans with his infamous lion tattoo
Was he lion all along?
11 years ago

Take a look inside the Welsh Rugby World Cup training camp (Video)
Brutal
11 years ago

Daniel Craig is yearning for a night drinking pints in a pub – with no “sneaky” pics
Daniel Craig might have the best job in the world as James Bond, but he’s missing a good old fashioned p**s-up down the pub. The actor says his fame means he often gets shaken and stirred when he goes out drinking. Craig said: “I mourn it slightly. I like to have a drink, and I […]
11 years ago

The journalist who revealed Mario Balotelli’s antics is being abused by Liverpool fans
This is a little overboard…
11 years ago

Gareth Bale is unwanted by Real Madrid fans
Oh dear…
11 years ago

Usain Bolt proves again that he’s the fastest man on earth with 200m gold (Video)
What a man!
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo’s gift brings a smile to a child in Nepal (Pictures)
Great gesture…
11 years ago

Lionel Messi wins UEFA Goal of the Season with this sublime finish (Video)
Pure class…
11 years ago

Barca’s Ter Stegen wins UEFA’s Save of the Season award with this effort (video)
Another award for Barca…
11 years ago

McDonald’s *reject* Burger King’s McWhopper proposal with frosty response
Not lovin’ it…
11 years ago

This man tried to make a getaway from being towed, nice try… (Video)
Hang tough
11 years ago

Fans chant ‘Are you Gerrard in disguise?’ at hilarious slipping steward (Video)
Nothing if not predictable…
11 years ago

Taylor Swift invites Phoebe Buffay onstage for ‘Smelly Cat’ duet (Video)
What are they feeding her?
11 years ago

World exclusive clip of Tom Hardy as Reggie Kray in Legend (Video)
“I’m a gangster and I like the respect,” says Reggie Kray. Brian Helgeland’s film Legend, starring Tom Hardy in a dual role of notorious identical twins Ronnie and Reggie Kray who controlled organised crime in London’s East End during the 1950s and 60s, is out on September 9. It has been critiqued as ‘the best British […]
11 years ago