We regret to inform you that Lord Sugar is at it again Monday night was a wonderful night for English football. An 8-0(!) mauling of Norway saw England’s women roar into the quarter finals of Euro 2022, raising hopes that football might *actually* be coming home this time. This was not just a proud night […]

4 years ago

‘Good evening, Lord Sugar’ BBC commentator Robyn Cowen bodied Lord Alan Sugar while commentating on England’s Euros clash against Norway on Monday night, mocking him for his ‘symbolic woman’ tweet. The Lionesses ran riot against Norway at the American Express Community Stadium, winning 8-0 thanks to goals from Georgia Stanway, Lauren Hemp, Ellen White, Beth Mead […]

4 years ago

Week 8 – Steam Train! Big old week on The Apprentice, wasn’t it? The candidates had to bring some guests on a fancy train and ensure that they were sufficiently fed and boozed up for the entirety of the journey. That was it, that was the task. Inevitably, they made a substantial mess of things, failing […]

6 years ago

Week 7 – Finland Advertising! Just in case you missed The Apprentice this week, it’s important that you get up to speed on the events that have transpired. Essentially, the candidates were given a relatively simple task to complete, and as per the typical format we’ve grown to love, they absolutely fucked it. All they had to […]

6 years ago

Week 6 – Theme Park! Big old week on The Apprentice wasn’t it? The business hopelesses had to design a rollercoaster, which was a very logical task to give these reality TV stars because statistically speaking, 1 in 5 people will be tasked with designing and marketing a brand new rollercoaster to completion all within 48 hours […]

6 years ago

Week 5 – Discount Buying Big night on The Apprentice last night, folks. Big BIG night. The candidates were tasked with going shopping, basically. They even had a shopping list and a map, and still somehow managed to fuck it up. As always, there was an abundance of cringe on display, coming from all angles with no […]

6 years ago