halloumi
Morrisons is now selling beer battered halloumi

Morrisons is now selling beer battered halloumi

The only thing people like more than halloumi is telling everybody how much they like halloumi Good news then, now that Morrisons is launching yet another halloumi product for people to look at and go “Oh my god – heart eyes emoji – I absolutely love halloumi” but never actually buy. You probably should though, […]

8 years ago

Wetherspoons are now selling Halloumi fries for £3

Wetherspoons are now selling Halloumi fries for £3

The Halloumi-nati are secretly taking over the world When did Halloumi explode in the UK? It’s hard to say. One day, it was this vaguely exotic Mediterranean thing that you only got in interesting restaurants, next thing it is everywhere. It is almost as common as burgers at barbecues, and even non-vegetarians order it over chicken […]

8 years ago

Britain is on the brink of a halloumi shortage and people are devastated

Britain is on the brink of a halloumi shortage and people are devastated

Quickly, go to your supermarket and stock up Fill up your car’s tank, grab your CB Radio, your medicine, your loved ones, your shotgun – because I’m sorry to have to announce that the grilled cheese apocalypse may soon be upon us. Yes, I shit you not, according to reports, farmers in Cyprus finding it difficult […]

8 years ago