Halloumi imports will not be subject to tariffs in the case of a no-deal Brexit
Imports on halloumi cheese will not be subject to tariffs in the case of the UK crashing out of the EU with no deal in place
7 years ago
Morrisons is now selling beer battered halloumi
The only thing people like more than halloumi is telling everybody how much they like halloumi Good news then, now that Morrisons is launching yet another halloumi product for people to look at and go “Oh my god – heart eyes emoji – I absolutely love halloumi” but never actually buy. You probably should though, […]
8 years ago
A huge halloumi burger is being sold by Burger King and it needs releasing in the UK as soon as possible
It’s only being sold in Sweden at the moment From their proven better quality of life to their more liberal political attitudes, there’s a lot to envy about Sweden as a Brit. But, if you didn’t think you could grow any greener in your attitude towards our Scandanavia brothers, then you’d be wrong. It turns out […]
8 years ago
Wetherspoons are now selling Halloumi fries for £3
The Halloumi-nati are secretly taking over the world When did Halloumi explode in the UK? It’s hard to say. One day, it was this vaguely exotic Mediterranean thing that you only got in interesting restaurants, next thing it is everywhere. It is almost as common as burgers at barbecues, and even non-vegetarians order it over chicken […]
8 years ago
Britain is on the brink of a halloumi shortage and people are devastated
Quickly, go to your supermarket and stock up Fill up your car’s tank, grab your CB Radio, your medicine, your loved ones, your shotgun – because I’m sorry to have to announce that the grilled cheese apocalypse may soon be upon us. Yes, I shit you not, according to reports, farmers in Cyprus finding it difficult […]
8 years ago