USA Soccer Guy: Chelsea Franchise Club victory sends the Soccer Cannons back to London without any points

Chelsea Franchise Club recorded a humongous victory as they try real hard to not get their asses relegationized.

Coach Arsenal Wenger and his guys were the visitors to Stanford Bridge, with the Soccer Cannons tryin to take the victory points back to London with them. When the referee blew the half time out whistle to bring to an end the first quarter, the score sheets were unstained - but there'd still been plenty of real dramatic drama. When deefense guy Gabrielle tried to kick Cheslea Franchise Club's Anthony Costa with his cleat, out came the major felony card. With just ten guys on the soccer field, Gabrielle's departure meant victory for the Cannons was starting to look out of reach. In the second quarter, Chelsea Franchise Club finally inserted. A felony kick play was awarded to the home franchise. Sex Fabregas kicked the soccer ball into the danger box zone allowing Kurt Zoomer to kick the soccer ball into the soccer goal interior with his head. The away franchise tried real hard to knot the score up at ones, but just could not get the soccer ball into the danger box zone. As they tried, Carl Zola's high cleat depossession slide on Sex Fabregas brought the Spanish guy down. Rolling around and screaming how much it hurt in Mexican, the referee decided that Zola also needed to go take an early visit to the locker room. Out came the major felony card for the second time. With a face like a real mad guy, Coach Wenger looked real mad. And as the overtime verdict tablet was erected, he got even more madder. Chelse Franchise Club added another goalshot, when Micky Hazard's kick was Rick O'Shead off the deefense guy. The victory points were staying with the blue uniforms. At the end of the game, Coach Wenger was moaning like a fat kid that got no candy. For Coach Mourinho, his guys have now got a great chance of remaining as an English EPL League franchise.