Chelsea Franchise Club recorded a humongous victory as they try real hard to not get their asses relegationized. Coach Arsenal Wenger and his guys were the visitors to Stanford Bridge, with the Soccer Cannons tryin to take the victory points back to London with them. When the referee blew the half time out whistle to […]

11 years ago

At the completion whistle in Manchester, Juan Mourinho looked so sick, he needed a doctor. No Band-Aid would cover up the hurting inside the Special Juan’s real sad body as his EPL World Champions got totally owned by the Manchester City Light Blues. Right from the start of the soccer game, Chelsea Franchise Club’s soccer totally sucked and […]

11 years ago

After their summer time spring break, the soccer players of the English Premier EPL League are back for some more kicks. As the fans prepare for their opening weekend tailgate parties, here’s a look at a bunch of stuff that you guys should be looking out for when the clock strikes soccer o’clock this weekend. […]

11 years ago

Chelsea Franchise Club is the winningest franchise of EPL XXIII With a bunch of soccer games still to play, Chelsea Franchise Club have already got themselves that EPL Cup. The math was real simple heading into their game with the Crystal Palace Eagles: Go win and Roman Ibrahimovic’s guys would get their fingers inside world […]

11 years ago

EPL All-Stars reject is MVP Tim Howard sure made his point real good on Sunday. As soccer fans across the UK reacted in shock that the Evertown goaltender didn’t make the EPL All-Star team, Howard was inspirizational as his franchise handed the Manchester Unity a one way ticket to Loserville. When the Soccer Candies first […]

11 years ago

The Special Juan…

11 years ago