Andrea Pirlo has had a surprisingly tough time of things since moving to the United States.
Considering the fact the World Cup winner is widely thought of as one of the greatest players of his generation, many of us expected him to walk into Major League Soccer and dominate without really putting in too much effort.
But like New York City FC team-mate Frank Lampard, and LA Galaxy's Steven Gerrard, the Italian maestro has discovered that it's not so simple.
In fact, it appears that Pirlo is having trouble adapting to everything about his new home, from the style of play on the pitch to the change in culture from Italy to New York.
God bless him though, he's trying. The former Juventus man shared an image on Twitter on Thursday of him attempting to become 'a real American boy' by taking part in one of the most American activities of all - the great American barbecue.
https://twitter.com/Pirlo_official/status/748505363729776640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
God loves a trier, but the American public are not so forgiving when it comes to one of their national pastimes.
Using a fork to help cook a barbecue of undersized meat might be good enough for footballing royalty like Andrea Pirlo, but it's just not the American way, GODDAMMIT.
https://twitter.com/Lavanglish/status/748509849051340802
https://twitter.com/JuventusFC05/status/748508661727825920
https://twitter.com/i_BERNADIT/status/748529370109714432
https://twitter.com/Jtmoney_11/status/748734419410628609
But just like in the UK, there is a big north/south divide in the US too, and many fans wanted Pirlo to know the difference between barbecuing and grilling.
https://twitter.com/JTansey90/status/748538471032098816
https://twitter.com/FCUltrasSKC/status/748557703392296961
And some were just interested in the Italian's unique sense of fashion.
https://twitter.com/LaRondinella_89/status/748590091535212544
https://twitter.com/Sam_murph/status/748535935424405505
https://twitter.com/richardfarino/status/748533444192309250
https://twitter.com/Lassagie/status/748505747122683904
https://twitter.com/JimmyConrad/status/748555040428797953
And of course, if you cook outside without a drink in your hand, did you ever really cook at all?
https://twitter.com/AlexSony96/status/748508990275878912
https://twitter.com/vbgirlie/status/748506049921978368
https://twitter.com/JakeLucas1650/status/748513313533763584
