Schoolboy loses both nipples after classroom dare involving two cans of Lynx
At least he'll be more aerodynamic while swimming?
A lad who was dared to spray two cans of Lynx on his nipples was shocked to find that his nipples then fell off when another lad flicked them.
If you're a boy growing up in the UK, you have undoubtedly seen all kinds of antics in the changing room. The Lynx on nipple play is a classic - albeit a painful one - but in this case its led to some serious ramifications.
The unnamed boy was challenged to spray two cans of the popular body spray directly onto his nipples before a second lad flicked them off, according to reports from the Mirror.
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He said: "At first it's just cold. It's not really a big thing. And then it starts to burn and you're just there waiting for it to finish.
"It was fine, it was all fine. Then the boy who was actually freezing my nipples, he flicked both my nipples. And that's when the nipples fell off.
"Have you ever seen a wart? It was exactly like that. It hurt. It was like raw, exposed skin."
While many may have gone to the hospital, or at least to the nurse's office for a wet paper towel, this student continued with his day like his nipples were still attached.
He explained: "I'm in German, just sitting, and my nipples are now gone. I'm just chilling, and then people are like, 'Your shirt is bleeding'.
"And you just see two blood stains from both my nipples.
"My German teacher actually stopped the lesson and was like, 'What's going on? Do you need to go to the medical room?', and I was like, 'Nah it's fine'."
He explained that most people are astounded by his nipple-less chest but ultimately end up laughing. He added that his first girlfriend found it particularly funny.
While the lad does not endorse others trying it, he has no regrets and would do it all again.
Speaking to the uniofliverpoolmemepage on Instagram, he said: "I put myself in this position because I accepted the dare.
"Now that I look back on it, it's just like, it's stupid, it happened. Now I've got no nipples."
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