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16th December 2025
08:46am GMT
Not only has former Prince Andrew had a pretty bad year but he’s also the punchline for the year’s most popular Christmas cracker joke, to top things off.
Having been stripped of his title and privileges, he now tops the list of the best Christmas cracker joke.
The British public voted in the annual competition which is commissioned by the comedy channel U&Gold.
“Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn’t got any titles!”, is the winner, written by Ben Smith from Chelmsford.
His mocking of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s fall from royal status means he will also receive £1,500, in addition to getting the top prize.
But jokes about the former Duke of York don’t stop here.
“What do Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and a snowman have in common? They’re both out in the cold”, also makes this year’s top 10 list, coming in at number four.
A joke about Oasis took the second place.
“Why don’t Noel and Liam want to open their presents early on Christmas morning?” the joke asks. “They need a little time to wake up.”
The rock band from Manchester had their long-awaited reunion tour last summer, and it became a massive moment in pop culture.
And the rest of the lists includes festive gags about politicians Nigel Farage and Angela Rayner, as well as celebs Lily Allen and David Harbour.
Pop star Sabrina Carpenter and the Traitors host Claudia Winkleman are also part of the list.
Keir Starmer’s freebies was the subject of last year’s winner, and a joke about the British Museum was the winning joke two years ago.
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