Rooney
Wayne Rooney tried to sing with Ed Sheeran. He should probably
stick to football.
Bum
Hamburg show us the definition of squeaky-bum time with last gasp goal to save their
Bundesliga skin.
Pig
A pig was arrested and s**t all over a US police (cop) car...and was photographed
grinning about it.
Cheese
A trail of cheese and nachos led police from a burgled shop straight to the
snack-loving suspect.
China
We really, really advise you not to illegally park in
China.
