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JOE’s 5-Word News: Rooney, Bum, Pig, Cheese, China

Published 08:58 2 Jun 2015 BST

Ben Kenyon
JOE’s 5-Word News: Rooney, Bum, Pig, Cheese, China

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Rooney

Wayne Rooney tried to sing with Ed Sheeran. He should probably stick to football.

Bum

Hamburg show us the definition of squeaky-bum time with last gasp goal to save their Bundesliga skin.

Pig

A pig was arrested and s**t all over a US police (cop) car...and was photographed grinning about it.

Cheese

A trail of cheese and nachos led police from a burgled shop straight to the snack-loving suspect.

China

We really, really advise you not to illegally park in China.

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JOE's 5-Word News: Rooney, Bum, Pig, Cheese, China