Harry Kane cant remember the last time he was ‘in da club’

Remind us never to invite Harry Kane out for a night with the boys.

The Spurs and England striker isn't much of a clubber, or so he told Esquire magazine. While other young footballers are out ballooning 'hippy crack' or causing a diplomatic incident in Thailand, Harry is happy to be tucked up at home. He told Esquire he would much rather go walking with his two Labradors or grill meat: "If I need to relax, I take them both (dogs) out for a walk, or I play a round of golf. I can't remember the last time I went to a club.

"Obviously, everyone's different, but I love just settling down and having a barbecue with my friends at the house."

At least he avoids the tabloids.