He may never have set Anfield alight with hundreds of goals - but an April Fool's Day prank from an ex-Reds striker hit the back of the net.
Former Liverpool forward Titi Camara sold Reds fans a real dummy for April 1.
The cheeky striker tweeted out that he would be in Greggs bakery in Liverpool signing copies of his new book.
And he would even throw in a free sausage roll.
https://twitter.com/TitiCamara22/status/583206493354344449
We don't know if it was the free Greggs food or the prospect of meeting the nine-goal striker that swung it.
But somebody better let JOE editor Matthew Stanger know...he's probably still there.
(H/T
Liverpool Echo)