
Lifestyle
Share
Published 14:39 10 Feb 2017 GMT
If it wasn't enough that you now look a fucking weirdo, they'll definitely be assuming they're doing much better than you, which as your comprehensive research shows is simply not true.
However all is not lost. You can salvage this situation if you act quickly. All you have to do is follow three simple steps:
STEP 1: Breathe.
STEP 2: Unlike the photograph immediately.
STEP 3. Scroll (as fast as your scrolling finger will allow you) to the top of the Instagram feed and double tap the newest image on the page.
Here's how it works: When someone likes an image on your feed, you get an alert that lurks in your Instagram until you pop in to look at it. As long as your snoop-ee wasn't staring at their phone when you accidentally double-tapped the first photo, they'll only get one alert and should therefore presume you simply liked their latest update.
Depending what their latest photo is, you'll probably just look a bit odd now. Rather than odd *and* desperate. Which is a marked improvement on where you were five seconds before.
You're welcome.‘People called us stupid over 40-year mortgage – now we plan to retire in our 50s’
“There were quite a lot of offensive comments telling me I was ‘stupid’ or ‘why don’t you understand this” A young couple who took out a 40-year term mortgage still plan to retire in their fifties. Bryony Clarke, 27, purchased her three-bed semi-detached house in December 2023 for £247,500 with partner Charlie, 27. They put […]
Lifestyle
6 days ago
Taylor Swift’s favourite kebab shop has become one of London’s top tourist attractions
Margot Robbie’s favourite Clapham nightclub is also pulling in tourists, according to new research. If you thought London tourists were still only interested in Buckingham Palace and Big Ben, think again. One of the capital’s biggest tourist attractions right now is apparently a kebab shop beloved by Taylor Swift. Kentish Delight in Kentish Town has […]
Lifestyle
1 week ago
Lifestyle
Lifestyle