You can now turn yourself into a human bank card with microchip in hand

Pretty handy

The continuous march of technology never stops - as proven by the fact that you can now turn yourself into a human bank card thanks to microchip implants that can be inserted into your hand. In fact, they've been around for a few years now. Patrick Paumen, a 37-year-old from the Netherlands, has been using his hand as a de facto bank card since 2019 after undergoing a simple injection that he said feels like nothing more than a pinch. https://twitter.com/Vicarious1984/status/1114088738215399424?s=20&t=r_1dvIVErph5EHTV4UzEOA Speaking to the BBC, Paumen reveals that he is one of many that have been making people double-take by holding their hands up to card readers instead of a bit of plastic or their phone. The security guard and self-styled "Biohacker/cyborg with 11 magnet and 21 RFID implants", had been eagerly awaiting this technology for some time and finally got the contactless microchip inserted into his hand thanks to US company, VivoKey. A man in Australia made a similar body mod last week, as he decided to get his Woolies rewards card tattooed on his arm — and it still worked. Humans, eh?

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