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06th Apr 2016

Someone is trying to sell a child’s doll that looks like it will murder you and all your loved ones

"Doll has really cute laugh. No batteries."

Declan Cashin

If you’ve seen the horror movie The Conjuring, you’ll not likely have been able to forget Annabelle, the terrifying haunted child’s doll that wreaks havoc on a 1970s household.

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Maybe you consoled yourself afterwards by thinking that there’s no such thing as creepy devil dolls in real life. Nope, you’re safe as houses, and all that nasty business was just fiction.

WRONG.

Someone spotted this advert on Craigslist in Oklahoma in the US, and then shared it on Imgur.

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Look. At. Those. Eyes.

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Scary as that is, the most unsettling part of the ad is the line: “Doll has really cute laugh. No batteries.”

REEEEEEEEEEE!

Okay, we don’t have exact proof that the doll is really haunted, and that it will kill you and all those you hold dear, but still, LOOK AT IT.

https://twitter.com/hussamfahd1/status/717395478485274624

https://twitter.com/dolceitalia/status/717390463389593600

Dolly McMurderKill seems to have claimed her first victim already – the link to the Craigslist ad is now dead, replaced by this message:d4We can only hope that, by “removal”, Craigslist actually means “burning with fire until it’s dead, and then locking it with a cement block in a metal case, covering it in chains, and burying at sea.”

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