12 NSFW terms that you should never, ever search for on Google 6 years ago

12 NSFW terms that you should never, ever search for on Google

"Don't push that button"

There's something deeply flawed with the human condition because when we're strictly told not to do something, we go and do it anyway.

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To quote Ray from Ghostbusters, after he accidentally summoned the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to destroy New York City “I couldn't help it… it just popped in there!. The same logic also applies to Father Dougal when he was told not to press the button on the airplane. Don't judge him, we know that you would do the same!

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Much like our previous journey into the darkest corners of the internet, we're curious to see how many of you value the purity of your internet browsing records.

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Warning: Don't look up any of these in work!

1) Lemon Party

They seem happy.LemonSmile

 

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2) The Charizard

Your childhood love of Pokemon will be ruined.

Charizard

3) Goatse

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Spreading the love.

Spreading

4) Thierry Henry handball.

It still hurts.

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5) 4 Girls Fingerpaint

Art can be subjective.

Fresh Chocolate ice cream on a plate close up

 

6) Eel Girl

Her mam is proud.

Eel

7) Fournier

Let NBA star Evan Fournier explain.

8) Bertie Ahern or Brian Cowen

We don't forgive.

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 06: Bertie Ahern attends the World Premiere of "Love, Rosie" at Odeon West End on October 6, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images)

9) Calculus bridge

More frightening than any theorem.

Calculator

10) Ballcuzi

Kinky.

Fishbowl

11) Ballerina feet

Mila and Natalie don't look as pretty now.

MilaNatalie

12) Ring avulsuion

Never get married.

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Be honest, did you Google any of these terms?