18 things only your housemates can know about you 5 years ago

18 things only your housemates can know about you

1. They have the privilege of seeing you before a big night out


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2. And the state you return in after


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3. Not to mention your extraordinary hangover the next day


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4. They're witnesses to the horrors you create in the kitchen


...looks pretty good, tbh.


5. They also see the true extent of your Domino's habit


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6. They've got a pretty decent idea of what your sex life is like


7. Or how, er, independent you are


8. They know what your bedroom looks like when you don't have a potential love interest coming round

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"Where did the cats come from?"

"They come, they go. We keep it casual."


9. They know how particular you are about your special mug

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In other words: they don't touch your special mug.


10. And they know the way you like your tea in your special mug

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NOT like that.


11. They know all-too-well about the length of time you spend in the bathroom

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12. But hopefully not exactly what you're doing in there

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Don't @ us, Simpsons fans. We know these scenes aren't sequential.


13. They know just how much of your humour relies on quotes

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Relying on quotes from The Simpsons? We couldn't possibly relate.


14. They know the full extent of your laziness

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Not only are you too lazy to go and talk to them, you're too lazy to even text.


15. And maybe this sometimes - sometimes - trips over into housework

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"There wasn't time to do the dishes, I was too busy doing your mother."

"See, this is why I moved out, Dad. Now please get out of my house."


16. They're the only ones privileged enough to get your excellent notes

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17. Or your excellent pranks

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18. But above all, they know how astonishingly terrible you are at FIFA

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