Very cold out today be careful x
Mums love texting and they love talking about the weather. This current cold snap we’re going through is basically their heroin.
If you haven’t already been inundated with her every fleeting thought via text, you’re going to get the brunt of it once Storm Emma fully hits, trust me. She’s been glued to the updates since Monday and she’s got a lot to say about the TV coverage.
The most logical course of action to take with a weather-related Mum text is to screengrab it and send to your siblings with the accompanying caption ‘She’s lost it. We need to put her in a home’.
Here’s 13 texts you’re going to receive from Mum over the next few days.
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